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"% I ASKED YOU FIRST"
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*PART 1*

o / o

1 HI HOW YOU BEEN

2 HEY WHERE YOU BEEN

1 I ASKED YOU FIRST

2 NAWSIR, YOU SAID HOW

1 SO DID YOU

2 NAW I DIDNT, I SAID WHERE

1 WHEN

2 JUST NOW

1 HOW?

2 YES

1 WE GOOD?

2 NAW, NOT RIGHT NOW

1 HOW?

2 SICK

i caught the virus from the tornado

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YOU'RE CUTE
_andyou_
VERILY THIS WAS OUR FUTURE
CIVILAZATIOMN UNFURLED
FERLIN HUSK
HERE too HELP.
MY OWN DAMN SELF
WHOLE FOODS IS BAE
HERO OF MINE, LOVE U LONG TIME
GORT
KNIFE VIOLENCE BALANCE
QLAATU BARADA NIKTO
FUGTO ENTERPRIZES ETC.
WITH THESE HANDS
PETE'S NOT LOOKIN' SO GOOD
THE MEDIAFIRE POLICE
IMAGINE MY AMUSEMENT
NOW THAT EVERYONE MUST
LIKE TO STAY HOME.

ARE SUICIDES UP? THEY AREN'T?
WELL, THEY OUGHTA BE!

WEDNESDAY NIGHT 
CHURCH SERVICE, EH? HUH?
HOW'S THAT WORKIN OUT?
CHRISTIAN NUDES ORGY
EMILIE
JEFF LYNOTT
RECORDS ARE YOUR BEST
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
HORSE LIPS
ET CUM SPIRITU TUO
QUIT ACTIN' LIKE SUCH A SNARKYFACE
YOU CAN'T COME IN
UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU BEEN
LODDN
COMMENTS AUTO-DELETED (new app)
YOU'RE PRETTY
FIDELIA
SILENCE OF SAD
FAREWELL TO THE MASTER

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PANCAKES
TOPIC COPY
RIOK?
KING TENNESSEE TROLL
CAPS LOCK RECORDS
I LIKE TO STAY HONE
START THE SPREAD
SMART BALANCE
PARKAY
FORESEEABLE FUTURE/CAN'T UNSEE
NO WORRIES, I'VE INSTALLED NORTON
SALES PLOY
HARMONY.CHLORINE
ALUM CHUNKS
LIQUOR STORES BOARDED UP
BILL STAFFORD ACT
APOCALYPSE POETRY SLAM
FLATTEN THE CURVE
LUCID INTERMISSION
PINKY PROMISE GASLIGHTING
WOMAN AND MANDATORY
MANSON AND WOMANSON
COPY ME GENTLY
COURTEOUS BUT UNNECESSARY:
TO SAY 'SORRY' WHEN YOU HAD TO
SUDDENLY LEAVE A WEBCHAT
WITHOUT WARNING
BRB MAYBE / DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH
HARD EGGS
YOUR BREATH STINKS LIKE
HARD ROTTEN EGGS
PAST DATE
YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS
IS REQUIRED BY SLAW
FLOOD IN THE MUD
LOOK INSIDE THE ASYLUM CHOIR
UNSPEAKABLE FECAL BUILD-UP

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hey dennis diken
JUST WOKE UP
BIG UGLY BAGS UNDER MY EYES
YAY! GOIN' BLIND
WE'RE IN
VIETNAMESE PHO
WHAT to EAT? THE USUAL
FO
TRILLIONS of BABIES BECOME ELDERLY
REPEAT
THE PLANET is GETTING ITS REVENGE
ON SEATTLE
PERSPECTIVES and CONTEXT
MARK TRACY CHAPMAN
PARTING WAYS WITH YOU
hey pat denizio
TAP THE BANNER TO LEARN MORE

TEXTED to TIM MOORE 19 Mar 2020:
"Just wanted to thank you, for always
being so kind & good humored to me.
I don't take it for granted. Over 9
years, man. Not my landlord, my brother!
Love U."
"Imagine, you've saved my life. xo"

hey jim babjak
TAP THE PLANNER to EARN MORE

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PRINE & THE REVOLUTION
SAW JIMMY DURANTE YESTERDAY
ORAGNIZE
OBSTRUCTING
TWANG FARBEN MELODIE
CIVIL RIGHTS GIANT
GAVRIFINKLE
TRISH STRANDS
SUBTEXT
INQUIRE WITHIN
MERSEYBEAT MANIFESTO
DON'T WIPE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR PANTS
EMAIL RONNIE BARNETT
RE: VICTORLOVERA
FIND GRAMMY CRACKERS
FOR KINNY ROGERS BLESSHISOUL

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FUCK OUT!
THSAT'S UNCALLED 4
SISTER-IN-LAW
EVERY PERSON BANNED
FOR CHILDREN UNDER 4
CUT HOT DOGS LENGTHWISE
AND CROSSWISE INTO SMALL
BITE-SIZE PIZZAS
UNINTERACTIVE BY LAW
ALL AIN'T WELL YA KNOW
MOTHERING SUNCDAY
GOURMET TOILET ROLL
KELSY BALESTERI
CHIL;DREN SHOULD ALWAYS
BE SEATED AND SUPERVISED
WHILE EATING CAVIAR
INSIGHTFUL ON SIGHT
HOME-BOUND SENIORS
BUCKY SHUNTING TIPS
SWIPE it FROM OUR STORY
DECAF DEACTIVATED
SANITIZING CANS OF 
GINGER ALE, PEACHES

I ASKED YOU FIRST.

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MRS. DASH TABLE BLEND on COTTAGE CHEESE
USELESS UBER USELESS USED
COMMENTS on this POST HAVE BEEN LIMITED
LTD
KRAFT HEINZ FOODS CHI IL
WHY CARE ANYMORE?
I JUST WANNA GET FULL
I ASKED YOU FIRST!
LET IT SET
SET IT BE
I DRIVE an LTD
Love, Tenacity & Devotion
TAKE QUICK SHOWER
GET HALF-WASHED
DROPLET PRECAUTIONS
SE NO HABLA ESPANOL
SO STFU, IN ENGLISH
FUCK OUT! COMPREHENDE??

IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS?

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I ASKED YOU FIRST
AIR FRYER
COPY and PASTE THIS BEAT
IN YOUR EMAIL RIGHT NOW
OR 10 YEARS BAD LUCK.
REGULAR STRENGTH
THE KIND of THING ONLY RSM WOULD SAY
3 DOORS DOWNER
SEND LISA GENE CHANDLER TUBES
WATER REMOVER
FETCHING ATTACHMENT
HEY MARGO PRICE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK MUSIC 
WILL BE LIKE IN THE 2060's?
I ASKED YOU FIRST
OR 10 YRS BAD LUCK
TRY NOT to FORGET
HAYLEY FLYNN
CHICAS!!! CHICAS!!! CHICAS!!!
ROCKET SCIENCE?
PROBABLY DOUBTFUL
I THINK NOT
IT SEEMS CERTAIN
COLD NOSE
YOU SHAME ME
STAND APART
I SHAME YOU BACK
AIR FREEZER
BROKEN WISHBONE ASH
WATER FRYER
STREGNTH
LET ME BE MYSELF
CHARLES THOMPSON, PICK UP THE RECEIVER
IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS?
DON'T LET ME FORGET
I AM LEGEND.

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I'M SCARED TO BREATHE!
BUT AT LEAST I (still) CAN!
DER PLAN VS. CAN
TRASH HASH CRASH
DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR
POSSIBLY INFECTED
NOT RECOMMENDED for MICROWAVE
(UNLESS THAT'S ALL YOU GOT)
OF MY 7 WINDOWS, 
3 HAVE BROKEN VENETIAN BLINDS STRINGS
DO NOT REFRIDGERATE

3-27-2020
IT'S FINALLY REACHED the POINT
WHERE I'M FULL BLUEBALLS HORNY,
BUT CANNOT RELEASE THE BUILD-UP
BECAUSE I'M ERECTION DYSFUNTIONAL.
I TRIED to TEST HOW HARD I COULD ATTEMPT
BUT IT STARTED TO HURT,
BOTH SOFT COCK AND BROKEN HEART

PRETTY REGULARLY MISERABLE
YOUR AUTOMOBILE CULTURE GOT NOTHIN' to DO
CULT of DEMENTIA
WIN BACK HOUSE
THE NOON SHOW
UK DECAY
IT JUST DO.
IMPEACHMENT SCAM
FISH MUSH
XMAS
LOVERALYRICS WASH

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QUARANTINE ROUTINES
LOUIS GHEM AIM HIGHER
HARMONY KORINE BLEACXH
CONGRATUDOLENCES
MICKY YR SO FINE
BLAME IT ON MY YOUTH
SEND BARE EDDY ARNOLD
RECORD ALL BARE
SATURDAY NIGHT MASSACRE
RUN 4 YR LYVZ
STUCK 2 HOME
SHARETWEET
BIG MOOD
BRING TISSUES

I DISTRIBUTE
I CAN'T BE STOPPED
UNLTD OUTRAGE
UNLIMITED OUTTAGE
OFFSET
DOWN ON MUSIC ROW
SPLIT SINGLES: HILLBILLY B/W RACE
Y'ALL ALL RAPSCALLION AND SHIT
I AM NEVER CORRECT
BUT THEN, WHO IS?
CALL IT
WEB CRAWLER
WE FIGHT MORE THAN WE FUCK THESE DAYS
HAZEL McWITCH on BRAND
1 of WHOM DIED B4 REACHING the AGE of 2
EVERETT TRUE
SO SMALL IT'S LAUGHABLE
ALL 102 NIRVANA SONGS RANKED
HERE'S a SOBERING, NAUSEATING THOUGHT:
AND I DON'T
BLAB ANY
DRAB GAB
I CHATTER
HEP-PATTER
I CAN'T EVEN GET WRITTEN UP
IN the FRINGE MAGS
FANZINES NOT INTERESTED
BITTER OLD MAN
SO OUT OF STYLE
IN YOUT STYLECULTURE
CRINGE MAGS
TOBI VAIL
YOU'RE SO YUMMY
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU HOPED I WLD SAY?
WE'LL SEE, KNEEGU
ELVIS LIVED 15,561 DAYS.
@MARCH 23, 2020 = 15,561 SINCE HE DIED,
42 YEARS, 7 MONTHS, 8 DAYS
TODAY'S LIVESTREAMS
A NEW ERA
COUGH
S CLUB 7
THE ONE YOU SLIP AROUND WITH
REELFOOT LAKE

DIE IN MY SLEEP
WHAT SAY, MOM?
R WE NOT MEN?WE R
JULY 1956
MONTGOMERY BELL ACADEMY
NO TP? 
USE NAPKINS,
THROW THEM in the TRASH OUTSIDE.
END of STORY.
EASE the GUIDELINE
NOT MUCH TIME LEFT
UNDERREPORTING CRITICAL NUMBERS
3 DOORS DOWN YOUR THROAT
LEARNING to SPEAK RATHER CLEARLY
WITHOUT MY DENTURES
TO AVERT DISASTER
WHAT IS THAT?
ISN'T THAT THIS?
MALFEASANCE
COOL DADDIO TANKED
YOU THINK MARCH WAS BAD
JUST WAIT TIL APRIL, FOOLS!
NO NAPKINMS LEFT
USE YOUR SHIRT SLEEVE
OH NO SHE TWITNT
OUT of BRILLIANT IDEAS
SOMETHING'S WRONG
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT
MIXED VEGETABLE CANDY
FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO DIED
. . . AND NO ONE SAID a WORD
USE SMALL TOWEL, WASH IT in BATHTUB.
END of STORY.
GO to SECRET CONVERSATION
BEFORE YOU @ ME
OKRA SYRUP ON CARROT ICE CREAM
HUCK COOLDAD
6/19 REVIEW/ARTICLE

totally unpretentious
totally unpretentious
totally unpretentioustotally unpretentious

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RATEDGROSS.COM
AOL OH WELL OUTBREAK
WHEN ADJECTIVES DRIFT into NOUN TERRITORY
NASH VILE SURVEY IN VIAL
VIAGaRA INTAKE 5:35pm
ELBOW GREASE TAPE
COMIC RELIEF THIS IS NOT
IF TRACY CHAPMAN 
WAS SUCH a GREAT ARTIST,
WHERE IS SHE on the HIT PARADE TODAY?
WHY DID YOU CARE SO MUCH THEN,
BUT NOT NOW?
YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA, DO YOU?
NASHVILLE UNDERGROUND POPE
HOW'S IT WORKIN OUT FOR Y'ALL UP THERE
FLY LIGHT LAND HEAVY
HONOR DONNA BLACKMAN
GO PEE FOR ME, WOULDJA PLEASE?
I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO 
STAND UP AND WALK IN THERE AGAIN,
EVERY 20 MINUTES

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til ban lifts
elevator goin' up!
ultimate tabs
penultimate windows

"sorry for the loss of your friend"
is so insincere sounding, detached, cliched
it reads like a bumper sticker,
a rubber stamp.
people reply on slogans,
can't think nor speak for themselves.
nobody talks like that!
sorry for your friend's effect of loss on you.

these guys always know what to do
custodian cuss words
lawspeak
(insert five year wait)

windows media player (not responding)
a little hard-on my ears
that's all i got
total beginner?
3-chord strummer?
campfire guitarist?
garage-rock guitarist?
*rock-star guitarist?
jazz fusion asshole?
how did curse become "cuss"?
smh about ppl who
censor their profane words
with an asterisk!
fuck you!
then........... crickets
do you want to end this process?
c*ss words
c*sspool

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I CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE
CAUSE I GOT TOO MUCH TO DO
I CAN'T GET ANYTHING FINISHED
CAUSE I GOT TOO MUCH STARTED
MR. DUBE
I PEEK IN, TAP HER ON THE SHOULDER
THEN VANISH QUICKLY
FOR FEAR OF REJECTION
THERAPIST OFF
RAY THE RAPIST PISSED OFF
PTERODACTYL
THE SPANK BANK
FARMWORKERS & FARMERS
BALL GAG
FOLLOW ME INSIDE
I LOVE YOU, I WANT TO MARRY YOU
BUT I CAN'T OWN HER
SPEAK INTO MY GOOD EYE
MEME THERAPIST
WHY IS THE B IN SUBTLE SILENT? 
OR DEBT
ENERGY FOOLS THE MAGICIAN
HOPE YOU ARE WELL, SAFE, HAPPY
NOT HOPING YOU WISH ME HARM
SPASMODIC
FECES JR.
A WEEK'S PAY
NOT A SAUSAGE TO DO
MASTER OF THE REALM
drive/my-drive
DELECTABLY ABSTRACT
ADD THAT OLD MOON TO ELOQUENCE
MARLENA "INEZ" CARVALHO
@safetyuncle

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O I C !
Krys O. - breath (all tracks 1987-2010)
ECM
KOREA CHICK CAREER
RONDA ROUSEY
SAUCE PLS?
CHIC CAREERING QUARANTAINMENT
SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO FORGET IT
AUTOMATIC CRASH RECOVERY
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE
*I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE
ARE YOU SURE?
LARGELY ON MY OWN
I'M FAT
ANOTHER DAY I'M FRANKLY 
TOO BUSY TO SHOWER WTF
SEKA
BUILT TO SPECIFICATIONS
THANKS, I HATE IT
ECM
KO_ She was an EXTRA COOL MATE, 1986OMG
DUBPONENTS, WE
IMPORT TO EDIT
EXPORT FORGET IT
WHAT WAS THAT ??
AT THE VERY TOP OF THE BUTT CHEEKS 
CRACK IS A LITTLE POTHOLE. 
A ROUND DITCH, REAR NAVEL CRATER
BASE OF THE SPINE
WHY DOES IT GET SO WET/MOIST? W SWEAT
TASTES GOOD
DON'T CALL ME FRANK!
CLEANING UP TEMPORARY FILES
CLEANING OUT EVERY HOLE IN ME
I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE
UNLESS IT'S FREE
F
REE
O
F
C
HARGE

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DON'T LET ME FORGET
I AM LEGEND
THEY WISH I'D FORGET
RSM CRAVES HIS OWN RELEVANCY
PATREON PARTHENON
MEDIA PLAYERS WON'T PLAY
CECILY STRONG
COVID AVOID
THE LOCAL
ZOOM SESH
&%    &%    &%    &%    &%    &%
FBI - FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR
MY BAD BITCH, MY BAD, BOTITCH
INSIDE LITTLE ORAL ANNIE SPRINKLE
HOW CUTE IS SHE!
THE ANSWER IS . . . 'KIND OF.'
QUARANTINE TYRANNY
RARITIES AND EXCLUSIVES
DROP TROU
STEINBERG KORNFELD
THIS KID HAS ALL THE WARNING SIGNS
BIG CARTEL THE TRUTH
THEY WANT ME TO FORGET
OH, I'LL FORGET ALRIGHT
ALOOF
OBIT POETRY
SELF-SABOTAGE
SE
SAVE AND CONTINUE
GIRL POEM
CLEAN GOOGLE DRIVE
SI
NO DRINKS BEYOND THIS POINT
IL2SH YOUTUBE APR13 - 28,648views

INCISORS
INSTAGRAM CAN BE AN ART GALLERY
NOT FLICKR PINTEREST
I MUST REST MY RAMPAGE
TO EFF LOOP EFF SEND 1/2

HAS EVERYTHING GRAPHIC
ALWAYS LOOKED SO KIDDIE-CENTRIC?
ANIMATED COLOR CARTOONY SILLY WORDS 
& LETTERS
DANCING
ENDLESS SMILEY FACES
MICRO-EMOJIS HAVE REPLACED
SIMPLE HARD TEXT INFORMATION
A MESSAGE JUMPING AROUND
WITH PRE-SCHOOL BELLS & WHISTLES
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
GOLD AND KISSES AND HEARTS
WTAF
OLD MAN YELLS AT CROWD CLOUD

%
I JUST UNFRIENDED FRANK O'TOOLE
GOODMAN'S CROSSING
THERES NO ROOM TO PUT ANYTHING DOWN ON
EVERY SPACE IS COVERED UP
BY SOMETHING ELSE
EXCEPT FOR THE FLOOR,
EVERYTHING FLAT BECOMES A TABLE
WHAT'S THIS CHAIR DOING HERE?
OH, ANOTHER TABLE, I SEE
JUST WALK AWAY
UNSCATHED
RSMTV RUNS ITS CYCLE
"I SEE THINGS AS THEY TRULY ARE NOW!!"
NAT WINSTON iii 13APR20
DR. SHRIG
SUPPORT LIFE'S LIFE SUPPORT
HILLBILLY KOOKY
TAROT TRUMP
PLAQUENIL PLATFORMAT
BAD AT IT
I CAME FROM DADDY'S
DOWNTOWN DING DONG
WATCH HAVE AT IT
WHERE IS MY DARLING IN PRESENT TENSE?

OUT
%
OUT OF PHASE SCENARIO
MUCH MORE MINDFUL OF YOUR PERSONAL SPACE
COVIDIOT
MAN DOWN
STAN AND BERNARD GEOTZ
MAKE ORWELL FICTION AGAIN
I RAN FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT
AND LOST
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO
WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
THIS TRYING TIME
THIS ATTEMPTING TIME
NEVER STOP TRYING
TO CATCH TIME
RELEASE A STATEMENT
DROP NEW SINGLE
BUSINESS AND FINANCIAL NEWS
TALLYWACKER
BUSINESS AND FINANCIAL FUN
I LOVE GAYLE KING, YO
IS SHE GAY?
BINANCE AND FUSINESS
ZLOL
IF YOU TAKE A NOTION TO
STORIES ARE BETTER IN THE APP
OFFICE FOR NATIONAL STATISTICS
POINT CLOUD
COIL
INDEPENDENT COUNSEL COUNCIL
SADJUSTMENT
WHO LISTENS TO KELLY CLARKSON VINYL?
I KNOW I DO!
THE CHATS (punk band)
DID YOU MEAN 1 SINGLE BANANA?
NO! 5!
GLAD I ASKED
SO FLEEK

%
SIDEPOCKET
POOL HALL @EAST WEBSTER AND GALLATIN
ROCKETSCIENCE SOUNDCLOUD E.P.
AS IF YOU CARED
AS IF YOU DARED
TO CARE
FACEBOOK!
NO DROPDOWN NOTIFICATIONS
THAT SOMEONE SENT ME A FRIEND REQUEST
THAT I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO YET!
I KNOW THAT, AND YOU KNOW IT.
LITTLE RED LIGHT(S)
FACEBOOK!
WHY DO I CONTINUE TO GET
FRIEND REQUESTS
WHEN I HAVE ALREADY MAXED OUT AT 5,000? 
NOTIFY THEM, NOT ME.
PLUS TAX
THAT BAD
MAKE IT BE NEW
SAM'S CLUB NO VACANCY
NURSING HOME DEATHS RISE
I REALLY DON'T MIND WORRYIN' ABOUT IT
I REALLY DON'T MIND NOT WORRYIN' ABOUT IT
HANK TRILLIAMS
NEVER BEEN SO MAD ABOUT A PHONE CALL
CAPSLOCK LAPSECOCK
SUSPENDED ANILATION
THIS MEANT THE WORLD TO ME
AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT
FETCH THE BOLT CUTTERS
SHIT ON A SHINGLE
COULD I ASK YOU TO SIGN MY LPS?
INLAND REVENUE
TOO MANY CHILDCARE WORKERS
TWIDDLIN' THEIR THUMBS
NOT ENOUGH CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF
BURNS MY HIDE
PLEASE TELL US HOW WE

% 
Visit? A website? By invitation? Unexpected drop-by?
Access. Connect with. But visit?
THE POETRY MAN
WHAT'S THIS CHAIR DOIN' HERE
These are the days
that must happen to you
Not with that attitude, no
Demand a request
If 6 Wasn't 9
DEBARGE L
Dolby L
Stay in Control
Invite listeners > Invite readers
Personal details compromised
I would prefer not to.
It just don't do much for me.
It owes you a positive impression, then?
Baskin Robbins basking in the summer sun
Oh help me God, I'm really getting old now
Do NOT sell my info
Don't even rent it!
Please return it . . . now.
Thief.
Soothe cheek bites
Yeah I know
Tongue bites
Opt out
Of control
Sheer banality
Look no further
If you don't make it in time
All this and brains too
Don't sweat it. Spit it.
Langdon Winner
Sleeping Bag for 2
Let that sink in
My eyes are down here
Yes, pls
Sauces, pls?

SCREAMIN' MEE-MEES
FERGUSON MO
JON ASHLINE D.2012
BRUCE COLE D.2018(67)
LIVE FROM THE BASEMENT '76
PLAY LOUD ON CHEAP STEREO
75-97 '03
LIFE NEVER STOPS / OSCILLATIONS '94

STONES BTB INST - TURIKMUSIK
TRAIN WHISTLE CHORDS
F79 [ A-C-Eb-G]
MAJORED IN ADAGIO
MIX: PAPER FROM RESPONSIBLE SOURCES
FAVORITE SHAPE TRIANGLE
HERE YOU GO!
INCIDENTALLY
MM/DD/YYYY
LEAVE BLANK TO USE PUBLISH DATE
I'LL ADMIT
DEEP FUNNELS OF ENTRY
DECIDEDLY UNSERIOUS
COME ON DOWN MAKE IT BE
WE'RE LOADING YOUR CONTENT
TRIAD BY JA
YOU ARE ABOUT TO CLOSE 7 TABS
ALWAYS WARN ME

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Grandmaster Flash Mashup
Weigh in
FL
Like, Long Hair
Your memories are yours
So you should control which ones you see
#You don't deserve to be
One of my #keywords anymore
Out you go
Are you sure?
Deleted forever
There's no getting me back
Surely deodorant
Informally conversational
I miss Katie Raffa deeply
Rumor mill
Tom Lord-Alge brain spewage
Algae
Why wait? Charge it!
Chair squeaks
Huge pop-up
about auto-detection of squeak noise
HUGE POP-UP,
WITH NO x TO CLOSE!!?
UNTIL YOU STRETCH THE POP-UP TO THE SIDE,
AND SUDDENLY THE x APPEARS,
Top right corner. @#$%^*
Fucking pretzelless logic
What were they thinking?
RSTEVIE WEIGHS IN
SHE DON'T USE JELLY SUGAR BOOGER
RECEPTOR BINDING MOTIF
GARDENA SANDE
WAS THAT CASH OR DEBIT?
DEBBIE MY HARD ON
WHAT'S THIS CHAIR DOING HERE?
WHAT'S THAT CHAIR DOING HERE?
WHAT'S THIS CHAIR DOING THERE?
WHAT'S THAT CHAIR DOING THERE?
CONTINUE AS RANDY STUBBS

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I AM LEGEND_
PSEUDONYMPH
EXCITED TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES
YOU CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND
DOIN' NOTHIN'
LEVERAGED BUYOUT FIRM
SPECTACCLE
AYO SPARK THAT SHIT UP
I THINK SHE WANTS IT NOW
JOHN HIATT'S INEPTITUDE
HTWW GOAT PUNISHMENT
STEM CLUB (NO SEEDS)
GUY OUTSIDE BLOWIN' HIS NOSE
BY HOLDIN' ONE SIDE WITH THUMB
AND POWER SHOOTIN' SNOT OUT FRONT
TOWARD THE GROUND
EXCEPT HE WALKED SO FAST
THAT IT WENT ALL OVER
HIS PANTS AND SHOES.
OH WELL.
HE WALKED INTO IT.
OXI-FRESH CARPET CLEANING
CLOUD SEEDS
LOST FROG HOBBIES GALORE NO MORE
TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE
NOW MOVE YOURSELF AWAY FROM MY HOME
UNSALTED UNSCENTED
PLAYIN' MY NEW TAPE IN THE MINIVAN
PENIS DICK, PIECE OF STICK

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TWITCH
A YOUNG GIRL HIDING A WEAPON
ACTS OF KINDNESS
I DON'T PUT XMAS LIGHTS ON MY WALLS
EVERYTHING ELSE, YES
ABSENT FROM REHEARSALS
ESTRANGED FROM THE BAND
PARTAKE OR NOT
ESTRANGED FROM THE FAM
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
MISOGYNIST TRYING TO UNTANGLE
PLUNGED INTO FEARFUL TIMES
LEAVING MEMBERS CLAUSE
TRY NOT TO REMEMBER
HOW BIZARRE
INTENTIONALLY FORGET
PRIORITIES ON THE BACK BURNER
LUKE WARM OFF
SPACEMEN 3? SPIRITUALIZED?
#passleft HOBBITS GALORE
TEXTURALLY COMPLEXS
DON'T PLAY NO GAME THAT I CAN'T WIN
FENTANYL BILL
POINTLESS TO SUBSCRIBE
NO MORE NOTIs, PLS
BREATH CONTROL
COLUMBUS DISPATCH
KEEP IT LEGAL, Y'ALL
ENJOY YOUR DAY
YESTERDEE

CLOSE
COLUMN88
COOLDAD
CRYSTAL
DESTROYUS
DISABLED
DOILOVEU
DORMITORY
ELATION
FAMILY
EVERYONE
FIRSTHAND
THE HELL YOU SAY!
DIMINISHING SUPPLY OF KLEENEX
KOSSI GARDNER
ACH MIST!!
I ONLY WANT A BUDDY,
NOT A SWEETHEART (JLL)
STACKRIDGE - MR. MICK
UTTER DISMAY
NO FEAR. I'M HERE. HOLD ME BEER
I FIGHT BLOOD FEUDS

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I AM STRUGGLING TO KEEP PACE
BROKEN BY DESIGN
PSYCHODRAMA DREAMS
EVEN IN 2-HR NAPS
BABEINTOTALCONTROLOFHERLIFE
I NEED AN ORGASM, ON
TALENTTIME TV
FRED DA GODSON
REAL BANKING
BELL ALARM
CASH APP
DIE BEATLES
OCCUPAUL WHY STREET
CRIED ON THE FIRST PLANE HOME
SUBFOLDER BIN 
LEEWAY
SORRY THAT PAGE DOESN'T EXIST LOL!
UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOWER
SALUTE YOUR JORTS
THE PROLIFIC RSM IS HIS OWN VARIETY SHOW
BROKE THE MOPLD
SHIT WILD
MONTHLY INSIGHTS STATEMENT
ARTIST FUNDRAISING PICK
DRUNCLE 
BILIBILI.COM
MASSES LOVE SHITE
COUSINS ARE WONDERFUL
I'M HAVIN' A
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
OVERWHELMED COORDINATING DAILY LIFE
BECAUSE OF MEMORY LOSS
DO WHAT NOW?
DEAFNESS = BLINDNESS
REOPEN PLANET EARTH
LES DIE BEATLES
PROSECUTIE
ACID EATING ACID
LIVE STAGE BANTER
BIKERS FOR TRUMP
YEAH I KNOW, SORRY.
LIE ON FLOOR.

say hi or don't
only just so very lovely
shoplyfter
so i'm told
my baby wants to overwrite me
stay in your lane
i ain't through
give us a shout
cued up to you am i
i don't try anymore
this actuallty kinda slaps
999 levels of undo
romantic semantics
give me a guinness stout guest spot
hey tweeps
pregabalin
rose jayne loves me
drop in and tune out
matt needs credit vouchers, michelle
you better know it
so much better than you will ever be
it takes no prisoners,
so begin at low volume
keep it locked here for promo tweets
hair game on point
area of dominant influencers
share (or not)
why be bleak, when you could be blake?
show me some skin
plz advise, thx in advance
give us a shower
yeah, me neither

GERM CURVE
ASK BA abt PRINTER
NICE TO NOT DIG THROUGH 
BOXES OF CD'S TO HEAR THIS
FINALLY
COMIC STRIP POKER
FOR YEARS WE STOOD CLEARLY AS ONE THING
RELATIONSHIP FIZZLED
WOULDN'T BE SEEN DEAD THERE
EVERYBODY WANTS TO DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES
WHO OWNS WHAT
AND FOR HOW LONG
IN WHAT TERRITORIES
WINTERPERSONAL
YOU AND ME BOTH!
THE MOST PERFECT OF PICTURES
DRIVE MY CARTNEY
THUMBS DOWNER, DYSTISTIC
BUMPER CROP STICKER
HINDI DUCK HUNT
EROS EROSION
LAND SAKES
J. WELLINGTON WIMPY
4EVS IN DEATH 4 YR PRICELESS ADVIZE
CLOROXYMORON
BUDDY THE ELF CHEX MIX
SIG-O
WHAT'S GOOD IN THE HOOD?
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SELL OUT LOL
SO I CAN EAT
MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN
NEGLIGEE LINGERIE
BENDER-IN-A-BUN
I'M L;ITERALLY DYING HERE

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CATASTROFIK!
CHAOSMOSIS!
MERITOCRACY
OOT IN THE WOODS
KEEP BONGIN THE JONG
BROKEN, SOME PLAYABLE
totally unpretentious
totally unpretentious
totally unpretentioustotally unpretentious
CATASTROFIK!
OH MY WORD
MY TRUE WORD
TO YOU
CHAOSMOSIS!
FIZZNUCKIN'
MERITOCRACY
TWO LAYERS THAT FLEX AND HOLD UP
THE DOUBLE PLY
WHYTE NEGERO TRANSRENDER
STACY LATTISLAW COLD
HEADS OF AGREEMENT
I DON'T DARE TELL ANYBODY
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN
(me!)
COUPONS FOR A QUARTER!
TEAPOT! SAY IT!
ICE CREAM AND SUCKERS
I MADE A COMMENT ON MY OWN POST
THEY CALL IT A THREAD
I MADE A COMMENT ON MY OWN POST
AND GOT AN INSTANT NOTIFICATION
THAT THIS ALL WENT DOWN
I'D MADE A COMMENT MYSELF
MY TRUE WORD
TO ME
ABOUT THAT THIS ALL WENT ROWN
WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGDER
I MISS AARON ROCHE OMG
BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY
WICKED WITCHES OF THE SOUTH
WHYTE NEGERO TRANSRENDER
TRIPPIN' BALLS
SUCKIN HER OWN DIK
LISTENIN TO MANDRILL
CHEWIN HIS XTIAN KLIT
NEGERO PRETZEL
STAY IN, EAT LIKE YOU DIDN'T
IT'S ALL PINK INSIDE
I MADE A COMMENT AND NOW I'M DEAD
YES PLEASE
SC rstvmoll

THE SITUATION AT HAND
@Hand
SHE GAVE THIS NARCISSIST THE BOOT!
LOVE MORE
LAUREL AND FOOLHARDY
INSTANT SKEPTICISM
MY GLASSES WON'T STAY ON, &
MY DENTURES WON'T STAY IN!
THOUGHT MOUTH

MOST MEDICINE BOTTLES
HAVE A BIG WAD OF SOFT COTTON
INSIDE, ON TOP. IT'S IN THE WAY OF THE PILLS.
MY LAST GUMMIE??
I'M NOT A MUSICIAN, I'M A VARIETY PERFORMER
RECORDIST OR
MY TOUPEE WON'T STAY PUT
PITCH PERFECT PR
JESUS IS COMING LOOK, BUSY
NEVER RARELY
CRACKED CUTICLES!
DO PROCESS
OR DON'T
SIOMETIMES ALWAYS
L O V E M O R E 
I AM GETTING SO TIRED OF -------------------->
TF IS THIS SHIT
WE AIN'T HEARING BACK
KICKING ASK AND TAKING NAMES
COBRA McJINGLEBALLS
FACTBOOK FRIENDS? ASKING FOR A TREND.
AW I ALREADY KNEW THAT
MICKEY MOUTH
MIDDLE TENN SCHOOL OF ANESTHESIA

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Here We Go!

Jumping Tabs

The Generators
CD Stands For Cruel Daddio
(Just Ask My Ex-Wives & Kiddos)
Prolapse Of Judgement
I Just *Have* To Follow Grimesmusk

Kreyol Ayisyen [hai tian cre ole]

Put On Your Gloves. Come @ Me.
Revenooer Share

Unless I Do Something Abso Terrible,
Don't Go Expressing Your Displeasure W Me
Especially Disguised Via Sarcasm

4 NonPlatinum Blondes Falling Pregnant

Relapse
Zelle

Yay! I Made It!

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BREEZE
DECOMPOSE TWEET TOP TIER
GRIMESGRAM SCRAM
FOLLOWED BY:
STEVEKEROS SEANONO CAKESHOPUSA,
+ 17 MORE MUTUELZ
?
LYDIALUND MONIKAB TOWER
ERICFUCKINGANDRE BILLYA!
COLBURN.............

ALL OF YOUR FILES AT YOUR FINGERTIPS PT 1
SLY AND FUCKING ROBBIE
I LIKE WHEN ONIONS MAKE YOU CRY
TRUMP TROPHY WIFE
EVERYTHING'S A JOKE
WHATEVER IS UNKNOWN IS MAGNIFIED
I HEARD GROUCHO HAD A CHERRY TREE
IN EVERY TOWN HE WENT
MIX COLD SELTZER IN MY HOT COFFEE
IN FACT, I JUST ADDED SOME
TO BIG GLASS OF (SOY)MILK
ICE CREAM FLOAT SHOP
90'S EASTERN EUROPEAN ESCORT CATALOG
CLICK ONCE AND HEAR
SUPERIER CUPCAKES
ASMR
I WILL NOT BUY THIS RECORD, IT IS SCRATCHED!
DREAMIN' DEMON
VLASIS PARK
SOLDIER, WHAT'S.... YOUR.... RANK??
THESE THEME PARX

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(A CERTIAIN) EUPHORIA
NEWT GINGRICH NEEDED ALL THE DIME
GUN-TOTING WEEKND WARRIORS
THE BOMBAST
COMING THIS FALL
RSM: WHAT A CRINGE PERSON
ELLEN MAKDE FUN OF MY TPOLET ROLLS PLACED EVERYWHERE
RONNIE BARNETT MADE FUN OF ME TOPLESS

JAI ALAI
3-D THE CATALOG
EVERYBODY FEELS SO INCONVENIENCED
UNTIL WE ALL PERISH TPGETHER
ONE @ A TIME
FINDING OTHER THINGS TO DO
SUN RAT
WHILE COMPUTER TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD
ANYTHING
I CAN EXERCISE
WOST THING ABOUT MY STAINLESS STEEL
XTRA LARGE COFFEE MUGS:
CAN'T WARM UP IN MICROWAVE!

THINK IT THROUGH
MY EYES (ONLY MY EYES)
RAPE YOU DAILY
LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES!
WE SEE YOU
WE FEEL YOU
(DIGITAL SELF-STIMULATION)
NETWORK FIREWALL TIRES
ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
YOU KNOW MY MAMA DON'T ALLOW
SPOTIFY DOWN!
WHO SAVED A WRETCH LIKE ME
FINISHING UP, CHECK BACK IN A BIT
CURE YOUR BOREDOM

%
WALK BEFORE IMITATE
UNGOOGLEABLES
TEMPUS FUGIT
OBELISK GIRL
WEIRDO MUSIC DONATE!
RIO IN OPPOSITION
BACK ON MY FRUITY BEER BULLSHIT
KING ROLL
FIERCELY INDEPENDENT FOR 54 YEARS
CAN YOU EVEN COUNT THAT HIGH?
400+ DOUBLE ALBUMS
400+ YOUTUBES
4 OR 5 DOCUMENTARY FILMS
KING DROLL
PROFESSIONAL AMATEUR
RECENTLY RETIRED
HEALTH REASONS
MEDICAL SETBACKS
WE OLD, YO
KING TROLL
TFW WTF FTW
JET PACK DOG
POSISTEVIELY 4TH STREET
PAT'S PUB IN-JOKES
PROPER ORNAMENTS
AGNES & AGNES
OPIE & ANTHONY ZOO DRIVE-TIME
MAYBERRY RFD
HEY SANTA CLAUS
SECRET TRANSMANWO
SEND NUTCRACKER TO PAUL
WHICH PAUL!
ALL STYLES OF DIVERSITY
EXTREME VARIETY
LIKE A FREEFORM RADIO SHOW
WHICH HAS EXACTLY ONE LISTENER.

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CHANGE STARTS NOW.
WAIT ... WUT
THE TV CHANNEL?
WHATEVER MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE
GO TO SLEEP AND HAVE SEXO DREAMS
NO MASK NO ENTER
PUT A MASK ON YOUR PRIVATES
LOWER THAT BIT RATE, BABY
GET FOUND AND GET HIRED
NOONCHORUS TEA TREE OIL
MONSTER TRUCK SHOW
JOHN WANAMAKER
TIDAL PONO HUMAN TYPO
ONLINE DUSTUP ANGELA BROFILL
IN THE EVENT THAT WE ARE
LEFT WITH SURPLUS FUNDS
GET LOST
WE DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE'S NEAR
TWIKI TITTER
LEMONGRASS TWIGGERTOE
I'M NOT LIKE MOST TEENS. I'M 47.
KL: REALLY INTRIGUED
LAYLA TUCKER
SALIENT CHARACTERISTICS
SINKHOLE DE MAYO
COMFORT FOOD LEMONSEED
THE MOUSETRAP, PLAY, LONDON SINCE1952
LICE LATKA
CAN YOU DON'T?
DEATH OF A SNAKE OIL SALESMAN
MINUTE OF LISTENING
OUR WAY OF SAYING FUCK YOU THANKS
GIBRALTARIAN FIRESTORM
VOCAL PROWESS FOCUS
STOP TAKING THINGS FOR GRANITE
SUPERIOR HAND SPAMITIZER
WELLBEING HELP LIVE TONIGHT SOLD OUT
NO GOING BACK EMBOSSED
DONATE NOW
KEEP MY GIFT ANONYMOUS

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PUSILANIMOUS SESAME STIX
BOOZE IT AWAY
MYACTIVITY.GOOGLE.COM
KEPT ME OUT OF THE SERVICE
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GET UP
JFC
CRISPY CHIKN
CHEESES FUCKING KRATOM
APPLICABLE EMERGENCY ORDERS
DAYS NEVER END
EXCEPT TONIGHT
YOUR STUPID PLONSKY HEAD
HE'S NOT REALLY USING HIS HEAD
HEAD EAST ON A & M
I'M GETTING MORE MESSAGES
AND LOSING MORE ATTENTION SPAN
YOU DO THINGS BASS ACKWARDS
FROM WHAT I CAN TELL
SEMANTICS

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BACK UP AND SYNC POP-UP
NOT SYNC
N-WORDWORD
THE POP-UP FILLS THE TOP OF SCREEN
HIDING CLOSE WINDOW "x"
UNLESS THE WINDOW'S DRAGGED TO THE SIDE
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAKE UP
EVER, AND A DAY
WHO DO THEY 
FUCKING THINK THEY'RE FOOLING?
STILL STRUGGLING TO KEEP PACE
THAT'S THE GAME, INNIT?
RETREAT ASS BACKWARDS
INKLING OF A THINKING
I MADE PARTY TRAYS
RUINIDE
INACTIVE BRAIN CELLS
BE DONE WITH IT
RSM, ALWAYS FATALISTIC
YOU CAN'T SPECIFICALLY DATE THESE WRITINGS
BECAUSE THEY'RE ACCUMULATED PIEACEMEAL 
OVER MANY MONTHS
I WRITE A LOT
ABOUT THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO
IT INSPIRES ME DAILY
NOTHING ELSE FEELS AS CREATIVELY FREE
CHEERS ME UP A LOT
BOOZE IT UP
NEVER BOTHERED TO
THE OUGHTS
37115 BOUNDARY MAP
ON LIQUID HITS OF SPEED
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE UP

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TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH
BATH UK
KIDS ARE STILL
THE UNTAPPED WONDERS OF 
STEVE'S MASSIVE INTELLECT
MAXWELL (DISTRICT)
RIGHT BEHIND EAST HIGH
FROM GALLATIN RD TO McFERRIN
NOW I CAN'T ARGUE WITH YOU
CLEAN CHAIR WHEELS
DISCO BROWN
TWEEN BFLD AND GLENRIDGE
GIORNO GYSIN ALOE VERA
TREE TOP HONEYCRISP
I-N-G GONNA HELP ME OUT?
ING?
BRITISH BOBBIES FREE HUEY
AIN'T SHE?
SIGNS OF A SERIOUS COMDITION
STOP SAYING THAT
DELIA DERBYSHIRE'S GONE
THE PIPES, THEY BE CLOGGED
AMANDA SHIRES IS HOT
SHOOTING ON ARGLE
MAN DOWN
BUT NOT OUT
CREATE A COUNT
I'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER
LET'S PRETEND WE'RE MARRIED
KRYS
CRIME IN THE CITY SOLUTION
I GIVE UP, HOW?
CANCELS ENTIRE SEASON
DONE. NOW WE WAIT . . . 
STEPHEN HAWKING MISSED THE PANDEMIC :(

FINE YOUNG CARAMELS
TALKING BLUES
EARTHQUAKE GLUE
PICTURE'S FROM LIFE'S OTHER SIDE
IMPOSTERS OF LIFE'S MAGAZINE
INTUITIVELY DIMINUITIVE
MORALISTIC NARRATIONS
80's SING-ALONGS
THE GEEZINSLAWS KARAOKE
HACKERS KNOW PEOPLE
REUSE THE SAME PASSWORDS
R'S RECITATIONS
ALL OF WHICH HE REBELLED AGAINST
I CARE IKEA EYE CARED
POTENTIAL EXPOSURE
NOT QUITE, BUT
DIMINUATIV
TOTAL SENT OR SPENT
COMMERCIALLTY UNVIABLE
QUAKE TRACKER
CRYPTIC COMEDY RUN AMOK
FEEBLE AND FRAIL
FOR SURE
THE CRICKETS ROCK
T. TEXAS TYLER DECK OF CARDS
I PROBLY LOVE YOU
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND
A DANGEROUS PROPOSITION
CAN'T SEE IT, CAN'T REMEMBER IT
BLIND FORGOT
SO LEAVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
OUT IN THE OPEN DISPLAY
LATEX FREE
BACK-UP & SYNC POP-UP??
DONT ASK AGAIN.

0O
ZERO CAPITOL O
NGL!
OPERATION ALL OUT
FLEW OFF ITS AXIS
EYEWARE RETAINER
___--___--___--___--___--___
HIGH ON LEAN
FATTY
0O0O0O0O0O0O
DISTRIBUTES CONTENTS EVENLY, ODDLY
CLESU.BIUS
PAST AWEIGH
FARM DIRECT
A STRINGENT
CURB YOUR LACK OF ENTHUSIASM
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?
ROOFTOP OPEN
0O0O0O0O0O
NAME YOUR POISON
STOOD OUT
LEITMOTIF
ABC NO RIO
SHE HAS PERFECT CALVES! <3
MOO 0O0O0O0O
SOME GIRLS DON'T. MOST DON'T.
CURVES, BEST IN SHOW
IT'S A GEOMETRIC THING
BONER ALERT
TRUCK DRIVING SCHOOL
ME?
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?
FELL THROUGH DUE TO MANAGEMENT
ANDREW, LEADER
TIRED EYE DRY EYE RELIEF PITCHER
RUNNING STOP SIGNS
J-WALKING (FOR YOUR 'CAUSE')
POPO SUV MOW U DOWN
SQUOOSH CRACK
I WON'T ADJUST TO THIS ANYTIME SOON
A HALF STANZA PREMATURE
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
0O 0O 0O 0O 0O 0O 0O
THE CAROL ERIN BURNETT SHOW
ROCK N' ROLL TRIO DJ SCREWDRIVER
YOU RANG? OKAY, GOT IT
NEFARIOUS CONVICTION
PRECARIOUS POSITION, ELENA HAD WARNED
FINALLY KNOCKED IT OVER MONTHS L8TR
SPOON WAS TO BLAME
SPLASH CLUNK
GOOD GIRLS DON'T

anosmia (change/loss of smell & taste)
test my tolerance!
groan
it says here
report deceptive person
boiled eggs: how long?
green-edged yolk
andygrif anigif
supercyclone
there's fences to med
usual flippant demeanor
with six you get eggroll
shutterstock
kcrsteviemoore
delicious meets healthy equals death
meagan markup
the day you plant the seed is
not the day you eat the fruit
fearporn
spat out my shredded wheat
goo goo dolls front man
obsequious repartee party
jazzoetry batch number
plans yet
hey mimi,
i'm not been wiping the splatter 
off my stove-top for weeks,
on purpose.
it's a work of art.
(since cleaned off)
no plans yet
i just look down
and it's found
thank you goddammit!

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WORLD GONE WRONG
GET IT RIGHT
WHAT DID I HIT
GRUB HUB
READY WHEN YOU R
RSTEVIEEATS
FERDIN
IDK YOU YET
READ SOME MARX, KIDDO
SHOULD NEVER DARE TO GO THERE AGAIN
DON'T GET IT
MILLY
DAMN I WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER
NILLA WAFERS
STIR CRAZY CABIN FEVER
NASH EDGERTON
TELL TALE SIGNS
AMIAA
SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THAT
FOOD MADE FROM FOOD
GEOFF TWEEBY KID ORY
DIST EXCL BY BARNS & NOBLE
MIGHT BE FOR SOME TIME
SERGEI PETROV
NOT OPEN FOR FURTHER REPLIES
ANNIE'S CHEDDAR BUNNIES
GET IT BE
POLARIZED CRITICS
BRRR
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
YEAH, LOTS.
ALL YOUR FAULT

Jaw Droppings
Involuntary Celibates
Fortune 1000
Helium Creed
Ariel
Pint
From A Distancing
Chase You Down Manhattan
Forced Everyone Indoors!
Cool Hacker Guy
Progresso Rock
I'm Friends With Them On The Internet
That Counts Now!
Listerine On The List
Contagious Laughter
Just Wanted To Glom On
Runaground
Biggest Boy In The Litter
I'm Friends With Them In The Phonebook
Now I'm Like, "When Was That?"
Inherent Genetic Disadvantage
Generic
How Did They Come Up With
Chuck For Charles?
John Kennedy, Not Jack
Man I'm Only Human (La's)
New Bandname: The Phonebooks
Cost-Cutting Mode
Jump To My Defense
Operation Paperclip
Everything Is Always Unfinished

%
WELCOME ME IN
POPULAR CULTURE IS INVISIBLE
SKYPERIDER
I'M WHOLLY DESENSITIZED
VANDERBILT HUSTLER FLYNT
TO EARN A DECENT CRUST
DISCOVERING A SLAIN BODY
THE DARK SIDE OF THE ROOM
FAKE AF
NO REAL WAY OF KNOWING ANYMORE
THIS WOULD WEAR THIN IF
RECORD COMPANY INNER SLEEVES
. . . ADVERT FOR THEIR OTHER RELEASES
FACE-TO-FACE BEHAVIOR
21 PILOTS?IDK
DROPS INTERIM TAG
ON VINYL?
THE KEEP
RACIST ADVERTS MATTER
SKYPEWRITER
PINT WOC
SEEMINGLY SEAMLESS
WILL THIS MAKE ME GOOD
YPSILANTI
LIBRARY MUSIC
BETA PROGRAM IS FULL
NOT A WASHOUT, KEEP OUTDOOR PLANS
SALESMANSHIT

check it out
leave room key in any mailbox
concession stand bleep
blot
larry kane studio
i know you'll not reply

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fist in the air
make your point loudly
good exercise
hold it up as long as you can stand
point at heaven
take break
repeat
drop some belly fat
3 times a week
stretch that arm
pose risks
lest you misunderstand
you've expressed your strong ass statement
and your cause takes hold
eventually

followers and likes free
klik hear
pie & vinyl
i couldn't believe she thoughta she was...
classsic pacific force scent
the eye opener blotto
6 clients maximumum
peyton aston unmoored
today's most sophisticated characters
protonic reversal
you got this!
i don't have to.
hoprip 615-325-7785
portland tn
but few listened
i agreed with me
prag vec
return policy
gets the red out
up the arsenal. your arsenal.
ours
iggy in the stujo
consumer arsenal moore

B *E* K
SCRAPING FOETUS OFF MY LYMPH
I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
NUMBER ONE: HOW DARE YOU
DIPS BELOW 100
NOT TO PRY
KELLY PICKLE
80 THOREAU
WE MEAN IT MAN
YOU HAVE 277 FREE ARTICLES
LEFT THIS MONTH
DON'T EVEN START WITH ME
PUT AN END TO IT! END TO IT!
LABIUM MINORA
WAITING FOR THEM TO GO
DINDU NUFFIN
BO BICE KARAOKE
LEE BRICE TIK TOK QUIBI VENMO
GUILLOTINES FOR KIDS
ED THE KING'S COURT
DISTAL
EXPLORES WHERE FOOD & QUEER CULTURE INTERSECT
COMING OUT AS VEGAN
REJECT THE NEWSLETTER
ALSO LEMME BE CLEAR
BUCKY COVINGTON
2 SNARE DRUMS
LABIUM MAJORA
YEAH DAWG
HOW TO OPEN A RESTAURANT. OR TWELVE.

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12" DISCO 45
RSTEVIE UNHINGED
OBESITY OBSCENTITY
PHILLIP KAY DICK
LIFE....WITHIN REACH
10 ALBUMS EVEN COUNTRY MUSIC HATERS 
             SHOULD OWN
ILLUSTRIOUS NON CAREER
TULAGI'S BOULDER CO 1971
BUKOWSKI
RORSCHACH SHOWERS
JULZ SALE
THIS TIME WE MEAN IT
CORNFLAKES CRUMBS
SMALL WONDER STEP FORWARD
FRENCH GIBBERISH
THE DERELICTS GREATEST HITS
JOY AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE
FRUITY PEBOOZ
ADDED FIZZ TO THE POLEMIC
JASON GROSS PSF 1999
toRSMko@webtv.net
"STOP SENDING FUCKING IMAGES"
CORKSCREW VAGINA
KRYS O GOT ALL MY 45s
HALF-A-CENTURY OF SEVEN INCHERS
TIME CONSTRAINTS COMPLAINTS
EVAN GEORGE WMSC
WORST HOLD MUSIC EVER
WATNEYS RED BARREL
PATTERN LOCK
MICHAEL KAY LENO

IF YOU AIN'T HID
YOU BETTA HOLLA BILLY GOAT
SARS-COV-2
SELF-HARMING TWO-HEADED GIRL
ADULT SIZED HEART-ATTACK
KEITH SWEAT ANTI-PERSP
WHICH REMINDS ME:
DOES UNDERARM STICK WORK BETTER
THE MORE LAYERS YOU PUT ON?
IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMPANY NATURALLY
WANTS YOU TO USE IT HEAVILY
SO YOU'LL RUN OUT QUICKER
AND NEED TO BUY MORE
THE RELIGION OF CAPITALISM
OR
USE IT VERY SPARSELY
LASTS MUCH LONGER
DOES THE JOB JUST AS WELL
EXACTLY THE SAME
BUT NO WASTE
FUCK THE SYSTEM
TRENDING
I WANT OUT OF THIS
SACRIFICE THE WEAK: REOPEN TENNESSEE
A CLEAR BREACH OF PROTOCOL
DO YOU THINK WE ARE COMPLETELY
GULLIBLE AND STUPID?
ASKING FOR A NATION
A WASHINGTON NATIONAL REDSKIN
HANDY WITH A SOLDERING IRON
QUILTED NORTHERN
ULTRA PLUSH
(PURPLE DESIGN)
MEGA 12-ROLLS = 48
PERVS BE SO ENVIOUS
BURGER CLING PEACHES
NO WORRIES PERJORATIVE
AGGRESSIVE RODENTS WITH HUNGER PAINS
LEAVE NO TRACES ... WITH YONLY
THE RULES WERE WELL ESTABLISHED AHEAD OF TIME
YOUR LIPS EXIST
WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
RALPH HOUK
f.noordzij
CONTRACT KILLING HIT
THE NOTION OF SANITY IN TIMES OF CONFLICT
FROM A TO B AND BACK AGIN
PISTACHIOS NATURALLY TREE OPENED
IS THAT A HARD ATTACK?
OR AM I JUST PLEASED TO BE ME?

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GOOD CALL
NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY DETERGENT
THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN SENSITIVE MATERIAL
BEYOND REALMS of NORMAL UNDERSTANDING
GOOD MORNING, STAFF. WHERE IS MY NURSE?
TERMINALLY ILL COMMUNIQUE
SKIP THE PASSWORDS
LOG IN WITH YOUR FACE
ORPHIC
MUHFKN THREECE
TALKING POINT
MAY 25 MARI XMAS
WHITE BLESSING
THE OBZERVANT OF THE ABZURD
THE GASLIGHT
UNFETTERED CAPITALISM
PRESS HERE TO TURN UP THE BASS
I TELL A NIGGA DON'T DICK RISE
SEEMS LEGIT
I RESENT IT TO YOU, I RESENT THAT REMARK
METANOIA
ESSENTIAL SENSUALITY
/nojs/save
ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT YOU
GARY JONES
DIDN'T ASK IF YOU CARED
BUT YEAH
FREE CALL
COPS OF TIKTOK
MELLOW BALLADEERING
TAILORSWITCH FOLKWHORE

Beastie Boys Documentary
Directed By Ken Burns
Test Bed
Bananas All Week, None The Next Week
Pathetic Use Of Potential
Bro You Just Posted Cringe
You Are Going To Lose Subscriber
My PC Is So Slow To Respond
That I Have To Check The Lights
On The Modem To See If
I Might Have Lost My Internet Connection
Condom. Condescention. Condensed.
Carnation Evaporated Soybean Milk
Settles My Stomach.
Stomach Settlement.
Louisiana Purchase Hot Sauce
Yet Despite, Or Perhaps Because Of
Fee Fi Fo Fum
I Smell The Blood Of An Englishman
Isn't That Racist?
call 911
fee fi fo fum
Wifi Ho Hum
Lil Pig Lil Pig Let Me In
Lil Pig Lil Pig Make It Be
Not By The (blue)Beard
On My Chinny Chin Chin
English Leather Brut
Old Yeller Pissed On Your Pants Cuff
I've Met That Shirt
Giggle Giver Goochie Maine
Old Spice Girl
I Wish You'd Bother Me
Astonished Face
Body Armour Sausage
Admonished Trace
Life's A Garden. Dig It.
Keef Hartley Richard Band
Hardly Anyone
TTS Reader.com

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what would happen if
(212) 227-read
busy signal
throw it out if you must question it
peeps manager
might be easier than you think
stub hub goad stanton
y'all are bored and it shows
comin' atcha
mcafee true key tm
aceptar filthy rich
grass chopper hellscape
the usa is a plutocratic joke
hydroxihydrochlorine for the pooloath
molestation pyramid scheme
wait until i resume normal operations
you need a ladder because
this is a r e a c h
we're not gonna make it, billy
we were righter than wrong could ever be
if the lines are busy
please never try again
limit bumping old threads
blocked?
tell me what you want me to say,
and i'll be your proxy by tweet

don't ever let your boyfriend
take nude photos of you,
for if you break up (and you will),
he will stare at your beautiful body
for many years afterward.
mark my words. with a pencil.
deny entry
may 27 -- 100,000 us deaths
exit

SENIOR LIFE'S GETTIN REAL DIRTY
I'M A FUCKTARD SUPREME
GIVE ME A SLACK BREAK, BRU
ANY SENSE OF CIVIL LIFE
WITHIN REASON
WHOSE?
BUT YOU MAY ADOPT
ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW
SEAMLESS TRANSITION

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R ENDORSEMENTS
BOT ERROR
RINGWEAR REDIRECT
OPEN WIDE YOUR DOORS OF KNOWLEJ
THE ENTERTAINER INTERTENNER
MISSY ELLIOT NESS
YOU REALLY DO DESERVE ME
INSTALL-ON-DEMAND, BABY
KUNG-FLU
DO YOU HAVE TO MOVE?
POLARR
BACKPFEIFENGESICHT
JEREMY, JENNIFER AND JESSICA
LOVE JESUS EQUALLY
SHITKIDS
SHAVE MY UNDERARMS OUCH
LOOTING WILL LEAD TO SHOOTING
3LETTERMEN SWEATERS
ZEALOUS CROP
GRIM MILESTONE
LIVESTREAM RESIDENCY
TINDER GARTEN
DRONE BASED DELIVERIES
INFINITE UNDO
tiny url's lol
dynaflex
TAKING PHOTOS OF MY SHINS
PLAYED A ROLE IN YOUR DEATH
ASSORTED SEARCHES
EARNS PRAISE
TENNESSEE FORD FALCON QUEST
ERIN O'HARA'S ASHES IN AN URN

EASY RIDER PICKUP TRUCK:
DAVID C. BILLODEAU
JOHNNY DAVID
MUST GOOGLE MORE

MUST GOOGLE MOORE

RSM seems to have no quality control from 
what I've heard. When he's good he's fantastic 
but he has a load of shit in his catalog as well. 
I prefer Ariel Pink to him.

ALAS! OB NEWSCHK FINALLY ARRIVES!
CONSIDERATIO
NIKKI McGEE
THIS WAS ME. TAKE IT OR LEAVIE IT.
REMIND ME LATER, OR 
I'LL KILL YOU
DON'T ASK ME AGAIN
EMILY WHEELER POTATO PEELER
QUEEN MOONBEAM, WATFORD
INTERRUPING YOUR INTERPOLATIONS
FUGTO FUGAZI

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NOW I HAVE
FULL-BLOWN BOWEL ISSUES
CONSTIPATED BRICK LODGED IN COLON
SELF-INCREASED DOSAGE OF 
LIZNESS DRUG SLOWLY DISSOLVES STOOL
FIRST, MUCH LONG FARTING
THEN THE FLOODING PINTS OF DIARRHEA
I'VE LEARNED TO AVOID FORCING BRICK OUT
HAVING DETECTED BLOOD IN MY WIPE
I'VE LEARNED TO JUST LET IT BUILD UP
AGONY
EXTRA LIZNESS, EVENTUALLY SALVATION
REPEAT FULL SEQUENCE
SOME DAYS IMMA "REGULAR"
HIGH TEST

PRECIPITOUSLY
CAPITOL CAMPERS
TAKING OVER THE PRODUCER'S CHAIR
HEY YOU'RE IN ARCHIE'S CHAIR
LESHAWN LES BROWN ORCH
DO YOU WANT A YEAR?
TOUGH TITTY SAID THE KITTY
WHEN THE MILK WENT DRY

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I'M IN A GOOD BYE BET
WITH MY ARMS AROUND YOUR NECK
INTO OUR MOUTHS THE TEARS CREPT
JUST KIDS IN THE EYE OF THE STORM
WIKI 'ELVIS' FOR OTHERS
(why, i have no idea)
BREAK MY STRIDE
SO MANY OLD MADISON NAMES
ONLY ROGER WOULD REMEMBER
DAMNED IF YA DO, DAMNED DAMNED DAMNED
HERBAL JAZZIE
PROPER ORNAMENTS
TOTNES, DEVON
NO TIME TO DIE
YET.

IMAGINE HAVING MY OWN WIKI
BLACKLIGHTS MATTER
THIS LONG BEARDED MAN
USES MENNEN SKIN GUARD AFTER-SHAVE
THAT RSTEVIE SCENT
YOU'RE MY OWN ONLY COMMENTER
BUY A DIVERSITY
MARTY THAU PRESENTS 2 X 5
HOLD AND HUG HUGE
CARBONITE FOOTPRINT FILTER
DETATCH

"We Don't Hate Vegetarians, 
    We Just Think They Are Funny"
"Singular Eyebrow as a Fashion Statement"
"Puny But Angry"
"A Professed Goal of Space Program; 
    Conception and Birth in Space"
"Blatant Coachmen Rip off"
"Lotten Flucking Ruck"
"Golden Earring Tribute/Reptile Tendencies"
"Lincoln Park Zoo Nocturnal Mammal 
    Building/Failed Hummer"
"Bonus Edgar Blossom Muchas Gracias"
"Men Suck"


NO WEDDING ON BASS, MITCH
DETACH FROM ALBUM
WHY NOW?
AS BERT ALWAYS SAID, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
JUST GOT OFF WORK!
MINSTREL SHOW
THAT BEING
BATHING COFFEE LISTERINE
STRETCHING DEODORANT COLOGNE
WASHING EYEDROPS 
CHAPSTICK LUBRIDERM
COOKING
EATING
BIKING
MEDICATING
CONSIDERING
SURRENDER

UNCONSCIONABLY UNCONSCSIOUS
CHEESE FROM VEGGIE COWS
NOT TREATED W rBST
JAIL BOND FUND
GET YOUR NAILS DID
LOOT INFO
MASK UP
CHRISTOPHER CROSSCHRIST
TRANSQUEER NEITHER1
CLICKED "DON'T ASK ME AGAIN!"
THEY INDEED ASKED ME AGAIN
ASKED YOU WHAT?
STRANGEWAYS

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LOS BRUJOS
2131 ELM HILL PIKE?
SKIRMISH
BANG A RECORD OUT
ACTIVIST ADVOCATE
CATFISHING ISN'T NICE
EXECUTIVE ORDER COOK
NEW SONGS? NAHH, WHY?
SOYEZ MITCHUM
BRIAN SEACREST TOOTHPAISTE
PROVOKE / PERSUADE ME
THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY
WE URGE YOU TO USE OUR APP
SAFETY REMAINS THE TOP PRIORITY
OF RSM BANDCAMP STREAMERS
DISCIPLINARY ACTION BURNS
MAGNET TAR PIT TRAP
SODA AND POP
SECURED DEMENTIA UNIT
BRILEY IS THE MAN
DISEASE-COVERED PUGET SOUND
FUNCTION IS THE KEY
AC/DC ACLU
I WILL AWAIT YOUR CONFIRMATION
BODY CAM: 
MY CAM TO FILM YOUR BODY
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
MEAT EATING ORCHIDS
BEAT HIT by LOS BRUJOS
DIBBS ON THE LAMP
MARTHA, I WANT IT BACK!
TAR BABY

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BISOUS
MARSHALL LAW (DILLON)
SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BARE JR.
mbip BARAN PUTLER
LOYALTY REWARD
MARSEILLES BATS
TOUCH-FREE PAYMENTS
TEMPLES 51 PILOTS
STICK A HASHTAG IN THAT
IMPROBALE IN THE EXTREME
MOORE THAN WORDS
KHURDS IN PORTLAND
VICIOUS DOGGOS
BEACH LODGE
GO AHEAD AND LOG OUT FOR ME, BABY
OPEN TO MISINTERPRETATION
BAD APPLES
ON IT
DELIBERATELY ABRASIVE
CRAB DOG DUCK BUN
CALCULATE CAMPBELL PAYSTUB
OOPS, THE SYSTEM ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM!
OOPS, IT DID IT AGAIN
TRY BACK LATER
LIKE, 2022?
TAKE THE HAS#TAG OFF THAT
SOUND THE BATTLE CRY
PLACEHOLDER
PLACENTAHOLDER
QUITE THE FALL FROM GRACE
WIN A SIGNED TEST PRESSING
MISS ANN
ICHABOD CRAIN
SAY MY NAME
ERRANT
COUNTRY FAM
135 x 6 = 810
REMASTER/COMPILE HBNW
THE SMOOTS SOUNDCLOUD
SENDS ME
BUT WHAT IF IT WORKS?
ALYSE SCHNEIDER PLZ CALL

CREATE FALSEHOODS NOT UNPROVABLE
f11 = EXIT full screen
AUDIENCE PLANT
HE GETS THE SITUATION WELL IN HAND
JUNETEENTH
BENJAMINS AHOY
SLUM OF LEGS
FOG A LIKELY FACTOR IN KOBEKRASH
RSM LEGAL DEFENCE FUN
LA BIANDA I wanna be roses lover
NAP
DUTCH TILT ANGLE
THE PARAMETERS (band) Looka Py Py


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