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u n t i t l e d,
u n c h a l l e n g e d
EMPHASIS MINE
Scheiß Show
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begin > 2020


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.........but I just noticed you have your DM's open so I 
thought I would message you real quick.
LISTEN TO THIS!!!!!! (click here)

Nine years ago today I became unburdened.
(Dec 11 2010)
I Don't Want to Have to Marry You
(When you were relevant.)
i know just enough to be wrong about a lot of things
Never smashed a "set reminder" button so hard in my life
If you’re not falling down the rabbit hole, why bother?
“underwater horizontal member which…

DO-NOTHING DEMOTAPES presents:.

Evil Genius No. 1: The Sycophant

2050 is as far in the future as 1990 is in the past.
Revolution/satire in culture, 
caught between 2 worlds, part of both but belonging to neither
pith in the wind indeed
i am going to mcFreakin lose it
me right now: > rabbitholes standing in line, each 
waiting for their name to be called. 
looks like my day is full.
Electrostatis disinfectant cleaning done in my entire facility
looks like my day is foolish.

THE HOPE BLISTER #songersingwriter
Played this to my ten year old daughter she said it was terrible  
she's now doing well with her foster family
 if travelling by road and not using ferries.

I am truly my ancestors’ wildest dreams.

Ahaaa, 'Poets'.don't cha just love 'em?
I sense a ruthless vitriolic attack coming on...but,wait....No,I say. 
That would be too obvious. That's just what you expect me to do, 
because I'm clearly a bitter and frustrated failed Poet myself.

"Business is growing like crazy, and a business loan was a 
big help getting new employees and equipment." said RSM never.

how we hold the powerful accountable. 
how we can't hold the powerful accountable. 
how we hold up the powerful accountable. 
how we won't behold the powerful accountable. 

SALAD
ohh hai andor hava nise dayo

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SOUTH GRAYCROFT NOW LEADS DIRECTLY INTO
RAMPS FOR BRILEY PARKWAY ~ 
WHO KNEW!

Unsourced material may be challenged and removed.
Or wished to the brushfire cornfield.
Because Apple won’t allow it.

FROG PARKING ONLY
ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD

Which came first, chicken or the egg?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it
                                             does it make a sound?

I HAD A BROTHER.

HTML means How To Make Love.
HTTP means Hard To Take Pills.
JPG means Just Plain Goofy.
WWW means Why We Wait.
CGI means Can't Get Involved.
GIF means Get In Fast.
WWW means Why We Won't.

The record has harilines; plays w/ low occasional crackles on side two
and a bit more crackles on side one; but mostly not overpowering the music.

JENNIFER WESTHOVEN DRIVES ME CRAZY

You're not meant to feel miserable in American society,
you're supposed to keep the smile up.

Unsoiled by fame and popular acceptance, 
the two most terrible blights any artist could be set upon by.

WHEN WIPING AFTER DEFECATING,
TINY FECAL PARTICLES MAY FALL UPON
OR BEHIND THE TOILET SEAT.
HOW TO PREVENT?
STOP SHITTING.
MUST OF GOT LOST.

If you don’t have anything nice to say,
it’s not better to say nothing at all.

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SMALL DECISIONS ONLY (examples below)
Pizza or burger?
This blue dress or this yellow pantsuit?
This tattool or that tattool?
Which pricing?

50 ???400??????????????????????R. Stevie Moore1977?????????
(??CD-R ????????????????)?discogs???????????????

Hey this is a get to know you post!! So cop a squat,
tell me about yourself!


Please keep things small, short and inconsequential.
We don't need a book to read.

CANCER-SNIFFING DOG CHASING OWN TAIL

Vitriol hatred or whacky humour:
One and the same, these days. Usually indistinguishable from
each other. Truth is extinct.

Unexpected, disruptive, or ironic treatments of past conventions

Jenny Holzer
@jennyholzer
AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING

Buddy Morrow (born Muni Zudekoff, aka Moe Zudekoff)
For many artists, a single day of boosted sales can mean the difference 
between being able to pay rent or not.

ABSOLUTELY NO EXCHANGING MONEY
No offering or asking for money, no alluding to starving or needing funds. 
If you need help join gmy$.

THE HEART YOU BREAK MAY BE YOUR BONE
DOOM TRIP
WHAT HAPPENED TO LOS LEMON TWIGS?
SO EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING
FISHD IN
LINKD IN

If price is important to the decision, 
consider using words such as cheap, costly, average, seasoning,etc

PISSD IN	
Privacy Police
THE DELIVERY CHARGE IS NOT A DRIVER TIP.

Music Shitty USSA
I rilly wanted to make it big here, but they ain't havin it! 
Rural cornpone revolt.

Evil Genius No. 2: The Rakish Raconteur

Take your false teeth out, put them in backwards, and bite yourself in the neck.

I am probably going to continue to ask you to please stop.

I WANT TO GROW MY OWN FOOD
BUT I CAN'T FIND BACON SEEDS

"With My Mouth Turned Down for the Night"

HARRASSMENT/WEAPONIZING THE GROUP IS AN AUTOBAN
Contacting someone’s work/family for any reason will result in an automatic ban. 
Attempting to use the group to mass report/spam/harass is also an ban. 
Don’t search profiles maliciously. Don’t go RL.

Me: plays song very loud.

Neighbour: calls police.

Police: arrests neighbour.

(CHARGE BATTERY)

What is an odd behaviour of yours you think only you do?

I didn't have my eye set on any specific goals or big dreams.

MY WIFE SAID I NEVER LISTEN TO HER,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Every single person I give a hoot in hell about. Yes, that means you.

The images absent in this gallery are used with
permission and are subject to copyright conditions.

SINCE WHEN DID EVERY YOUNG BAND FEEL THIS URGENT NEED 
TO SHEEPISHLY ANNOUNCE THEIR BAND NAME FROM THE STAGE, 
AND THEN ALSO REVEAL HOW MANY SONGS THEY HAVE LEFT TO 
PLAY AT THE END OF THEIR SET? WTF. 
STOP DOING THAT. IT REALLY LOWERS YOUR CRED.

If you’re over 62, you’re entitled to the senior discount.
wanna see a #lgbtq dick pic? ain't cheap, ikr #IranPlaneCrash 

WHERE IS MY LOST FAMILY?

Still the kind of artist who will leap out of bed in the middle of 
the night to get a musical idea down before it disappears.
Ethnological Forgery Series

I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate this.
Evil Genius No. 3: The Sanitary Engineer

Garth Brooks is the Anti-Hank.

I'm just a passing ship in the night
That's what U think I think U R, 
fraudulently receiving complimentary passes to shows
I can't capstan it any longer!

THIS IS MY STEP LADDER
I NEVER KNEW MY REAL LADDER

People who are advocating burning draft cards should be hung. (glen campbell)

OVERTHROW COCKROCK AND IDOLIZE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
[megan depression breakfast to-go]

My dog absolutely knows the difference between me getting ready
for work and me getting ready to go somewhere fun, and she knows
the difference of whether she should expect a car ride. 
She also knows if she is being left home on a fun day, 
and will sulk like there's no tomorrow.

I LOVE PUFFING THE WEEDPIPE AT 9AM.

DON'T LIKE EDIBLE POT, NEED THE INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
IF GOTTA WAIT UNDETERMINED TIME,
LOSE CONTROL OF DECISION.
Correction: Cannabuttercookies are the best!

THINGS THAT AREN'T ALLOWED
Medical questions/adviced
Reporting things (tag the page or modmin)
Sad or angry reacts in voting options
Promoting other beatgroups or your out of business

Faith is the Victory Church
The Werhmacht never got in here
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs

Indie house shows. So CUUUUUUTE!
4 alt?bands in the basement
Tune up! No, not that much. Close enough.
OK tuner. 
PBRsm harrassing the local texting teens. 
Penis piercings, trans tatts & pedo pedalboards. Bum a cig?
Pass the tipjar, punk peasants. Who's got coke?!
This is ROCK.


https://www.google.com/maps/@36.2474491,-86.6902501,
3a,90y,121.51h,92.61t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgrgYdIG1Jm
KrtSG3hc2mDw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Broadmoor and Saunders, near Grinstead to get to Gra Mar.
Randy Hughes @ 4413

AS DETERMINED BY YOU, THE LISTENER

festifull:
david knudsen & the knudsens, QJ eatpube, the dinobotomies,
shrimp attack, the chims, henrietta abagordo, squirm, lividpear,
pip dibble, johnny appleseed, the chicks, lil' tiny money

MODMIN
Boothy! Is that yr final answer? Good call, man - but ill-advised 
cuz it's RONNG! .cuz had u read the preamble, you'd see - 
retired from "songwriting recording performing traveling interviews". 
Pckn up a gtr n strummin is aloud in me parlour. 
Fight me for the grammy.
ADMIN

Evil Genius No. 4: The Jargon-Meister

experienced an extreme backlash from viewers when it featured
a hugely controversial storyline of an incestuous sexual relationship
between two sibling characters. trudat or falsdat?

FALSTAFF for Andy Polk, bottle plz

what a remarkable picturwe pictuere  
2918i8!48361i7!0e2!wDm2ch3GStrK
don't you agree?

PIPATED – Plug in Peter and the Electric Daffodils

Ever'body wants to hop when they're full o' soda pop at the flop
Hit the floor by the score. Feet are sore, that's fer shore, at the flop.
If you trip the light fantastic, don't depend on cheap elastic at the flop.

Let's go to the flop. (4x)
There's a lot o' lollygaggin' an' a lot o' jitterbaggin' at the flop.

They're a-singin' an' a-pickin' there's a lot o' chicken-flickin' at the flop.
They're a-runnin' at the wall an' they're a-squallin' an' a-fallin' at the flop.
Now the party's getting' rough; ever'body's hittin' snuff at the flop.

Let's go to the flop. (4x)
Oh, they flip 'em an' they flop 'em but they never ever drop 'em at the flop..

Girls who weigh about a ton never have any fun at the flop.
If they eat a lot o' sweets they develop bigger seats at the flop.
Dig you now and plant you later, like a big ol' sweet potater at the flop.

Let's go to the flop. (4x)
Ever'body is a-groovin' 'cause they been a-scooter-boopin' at the flop.

(CHARGE BATTERY)

The G-spot, also called the Gräfenberg spot (for German gynecologist 
Ernst Gräfenberg), is characterized as an erogenous area of the vagina that, 
when stimulated, may lead to strong sexual arousal, powerful orgasms 
and potential female ejaculation. True or false?

Robert, you may be leaving money on the table. True?

being bled to death by shrinking margins

ZILDJAN CYMBALTA
TOM DULOXETINE
LIL MOHAMMAD F. ALI, M.D.
BOARD CERTIFIED
RHEUMATOLOGIST
EXIT 7
PAST McD
LEFT AT BOJANGLES
RIGHT

Gettin mighty quiet around here these days
Sad or angry reacts forbidden

dianna green
delsa davis
a "jazzy" triangle and a "square" square

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

How to Change People
Without Giving Offense or Arousing Resentment
I never know where we stand cuz we keep running!

WILL SUMONE PLEASE DUST OFF MY KEYBOARDS?
(with a Q-Tip)

a bogey under the stairs that can get you if you don't watch out
tapes of arctic wind sent to me by N. Senada
So such an idea would inevitably disappear up its own arse
should it not?

Ya gotta do what ya gotta undo.

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER, PLEASE!
I have had live guns held at my head by people who have murdered people, 
and were subsequently murdered themselves.

There's no such thing as dabbling in drugs.
Whatever you say

You're telling me that in order to make friends on here I actually need to 
interact with people? Is it not enough with sharing my stupid thoughts 
in the void that is the Internet?

NO HONEYPOTS
Asking about obvious topics to stir the pot will be removed and banned 
(vaccines, mlm’s, etc). We know what you’re trying to do and 
it will make the mods small decision to ban very easy.

So called 'Beat poet', WS Burroughs, like to write about control systems, 
but like later 'fads', Beatnik was just another insideous male instigated 
control system, to cajole women into bed. Which, apart from war, 
is the only reason Men do anything.
"...Hey baby! Wanna come and ball at my crazy pad, 
I dig chicks who swing, y'get me?"..."Wow! Krazy Pops!"
...Beat girls were far too 'Kool' to simply say...'oh fuck off you creep!'
"Wow! Krazy Pops!"


_________________________________
ALL APOLOGIES TO MISTER GOTTLIEB

"Yes, there I became a crabby applicant, just in time for who? why, Fred––
and he's the one with the confidence. He's the one who wants to play
shows called 'gigs'...in front of two or three hundred social saps with 
hidden gums and fingers that sniff instead. Fred instead. 
Goddamn hell, that stage is lit and open and dry as a quailbone, 
and the club has set up a dozen amplifiers with rolling stands. 
And shall I plug in any old electric guitar and motion with my hands 
for everyone to stop playing, for Pete's sake, and give me a chance 
to reverse the polarity so the folks in the chairs up front will depart 
for clearer circumstance. Fred just can't pick up the correct tempo, 
as his set of gleaming gigdrums (as he calls them) are cracking and laughing. 
Yes, and during every one of nearly sixty rehearsels the questions were 
few and far between. So I ask: what have we done? I can't picture it. 
All those nine/eight time signatures... no no no, just put 9/8... they'll understand. 
Proceeding... the drum courses have been pre-empted. I can't picture it."

CLEAN MOUSE
PORCH LIGHT
USE VIMEO
ASK ISAAC
DURUTTI? CIVIL CIVIC?
RESUME KO @1-9
RIP AUDIO FOR ALL RSMtv
RICKLES CARSON

 PPPraying does nothing but make you feel good about doing nothing.
NNNobody is listening except your imaginary friend.

Well, if we give up our every personal freedom and daily routine, 
then the terrorists have won. Fuck that shit. 
Go out with a bang. Hold my beer.

RETURN WIGGINS BOOKS TO SOLEM
ASK REED ABOUT DONNA BEE
CASHEW HERSHEY HIGHWAY KISSES
PENNA
MORE TEA CUPPA PLZ
MIMILESS
CAMI MOORE TEA
DECAF CALF'S LIVER
SALAD + TUNA
POBLANO AVOCADO BIMBO
I MISS KRYS
YEH I GOTTA WORK ON THAT
Gallery not available - Out of quota
I feel as though I am addicted to it but I get stiff without it 

@pulmyears
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, 
so I’ll just keep it to myself.

The young Jedi B-Team that is the White House Press 
Corps have now been Groupon comp Lyfted back to 
their real jobs being overly astounded by new tailgate 
kick plates in unctuous Chevy Truck commercials.
dennismiller

*****Messaging then *poof*, disappear:

Now, what's all this about texting and messaging, and neglecting 
to type BRB or BACK SOON? Leave me hanging there, just vanish 
while we're in the middle of chattin? Life with a pause button?

SUCH A BAD HABIT of SUDDENLY GOING SILENT. - It just... 
STOPS. Happens constantly. I'll never get used to it, I guess it'll 
never change. IS IT RUDE? Maybe it's really no big deal? 
Slipping out the back door of the chatroom when the head is turned 
away. SAYING BYE NOW. C YA. SO LONG. OVER AND OUT. EXIT.

Time stands still? What if we were on the phone or Skyping? 
THAT'S different! 
"Hullo? You there? Knock knock... Where'd you go?"

"Imma put you on hold."
 At least that's an advance warning.

YOU HUNG UP ON ME?
Or is it just me?

stop

THIS WRITING IS PURE SPONTANEOUS
NOT TRANSCRIBED FROM PRE-WRITTEN
PiL OGWT PBR PBS PBM
HEAD PIECE
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE ME HONEY DO
WHERE WAS MURPH REESBORO?
MALCOLM OWEN SBORO
MAKE EGGS, OH AND ICE CUBES
TOO LAZY TO SHOWER
PRESS A BUTTON, I'M WASHED
DON'T LET ME GO TO THE PARTS
ELENALESS

allactivity?entry_point=profile_shortcut

I spoke on the condition of anonymity, citing fear of retribution
 for speaking critically of the government's response.

HANOVER CEILING CAM
SEE IF WE SEE
TAG EVERYTHING
HAVE UNTAGGED ITEMS REMOVED
BANISHED
IF I COULD SEE THE WORLD
THRU THE EYES OF A CHILDRE
APPLES, OATMEAL AND BLOWJOB
HOBNOB
HOUSE OF BLUES
KBYE

Im going to have to speak to the manager about this one.
Unsubscribe From This List
Doing so will remove you as a Club Member.
A policy is a policy and there is nothing the staff could do.

GOLLY GEE MOMMY
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME AS I AM?
AS I BECAME?

Blind Owl was playing at a wedding, and he laid his guitar
on the wedding cake because he did not see it.

oops! with what may be his best batch of songs yet

from heavily moderated by our experts to rarely moderated 
to machine moderated.


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linguahén Chamoru | tsalagi gawonihisdi | ???? | Chahta | 
Thu??ja? | Nederlands | ?†??†??† | Français | Kreyòl 
Ayisyen | Adamawa | Deutsch | ??????? | ??????? | 
ho?okomo ?olelo | ? ???? | Hmoob | Igbo asusu | 
Ilokano | Bahasa Indonesia | Italiano | ??? | ??? 
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Norsk | Oroomiffa | Deitsch | Lokaiahn Pohnpei | Polski | 
Português | ?????? | Româna | ??????? | 
Gagana fa'a Samoa | Srpsko-hrvatski | Español | 
Kiswahili | Tagalog | ?????? | ??????? | Tonga | 
Foosun Chuuk | Türkçe | ?????????? | ?????? | 
Ti?ng Vi?t | ????? | èdè Yorùbá | 

TULSI GABBARD GABBARD HEY
Wow indeed. I owned it new as a teenager, forever cherished.

CANCER-SNIFFING DOG CHASING OWN TAIL
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

female rather than feminist" "perverse or brilliant or funny or even stupid

WIMMEN SHAPING THE FUTURE. 
How's that working out?

DEBATE/ARGUMENTS ON SUNDAY ONLY
Trying to prove who is right in a petty argument isn’t a small decision, 
but we must of allowd those types of posts on Christ Sundays only. 
If you simply can’t wait, try rephrasing it so it’s more of a decision.
I've seen enough Sunday mornings, evenings & nights to know 
that Sunday afternoon is the real star of the show.

The truth hurts if you cannot handle the truth telete my account now

When drinking in bars is outlawed, 
only outlaws will drink in bars.

I Love You!
Don't let it go to your head. Don't dare let it go to your heart.
Soul is acceptable.

Oh, sitting on my chair where nobody want to care

RSM did an album of his own in the consumer of love in'67, 
although '69 would have been more appropriate 
considering the awfully rude content of this poetry
.....erotic i think they call it.
Really its about wanking under the guise of 'Its Art Maaaan'.
I must admit it give me a bit of a twitcher at times, 
even the gay side!
Either way, it would certainly rub the members 
of the establishment up the 
wrong way as well as your own member 
....if you should be that way inclined.
Is he exploring the over-explored and tiresome 
concept of sexuality, 
or just trying to send ripples...not nipples... 
across the millpond of sixties society.
One big recommendation is that we don't get to 
hear the dulcet tones of Mooore's throaty croaking, 
as the poems are read by sveral of John's 
artzy fartzy chums,including rather famous 
Pop Artist type Robt Rushenburg himself.
Never one to avoid name-dropping,Rushenburg's 
name is promenently displayed on the cover, 
just so you know that Stevy's got famous artist friends 
and you haven't.....lucky that, because we don't 
want famous friends here at my crib 
...in fact its bordering on the not having ANY friends 
at all kind of doomsday bunker mentality scenario.
If you played this at your chess club's annual darts evening
and clam-dip soirée,you almost certainly wouldn't 
have any friends left come half-past ten; 
and the ones that stayed i'm not sure you'd want 
to remain your friends much past eleven
.....'Time for bed' said Zebedee.....ALONE!!!!!
No doubt there be perv's out there who think 
this is their favourite record of the sixties,
an act of revolution in an age of sexual liberation; 
which is just fancy talk for you're just a Loner with a Boner.
Phwoooooaaaar missus!
....But, nonetheless, RSM's best album,
especially as he's not on it, 
and nice and lite on those bloody echo effects 
that came to symbolise [complicate] his later work. 

My mom and I woke up, and with this dark-humor laugh were like, 
‘Well, there goes the rest of the neighborhood,’

(CHARGE BATTERY)
Every time someone holds a door for me I'm like,
lol ok you have no life

complicated issues that will take time to work through

ONE VOTE SHORT OF UNANIMOUS

Grammy winner for most bleed in modern recording

I havasys about youe fant

Methinks they doth whine too much...

Can Viagra cause erectile dysfunction?
Hard luck - Viagra can cause impotence. FOR THE normal, 
sexually active man, Viagra has a nasty potential side-effect: 
it can cause permanent impotence, according to one specialist. ... 
Priapism, occasionally triggered by other impotence treatments 
such as injections, is a particular problem in West Indian men.

Consider closing comments on your post 
to reduce the possibility of unsolicited advice.

Evil Genius No. 5: The Bait-and-Switch Artist

HOW YOU SPOSED TO CLEAN OUT YOUR EAR CANALS
WHEN THEY WARN NOT TO INSERT Q-TIPS INSIDE?
OSMOSIS?

Media are gathering outside the courthouse

The homeless guys are in the public bathrooms 
washing their hair in the sink.

FOREX and crypto trader. Byotechnologist. Airsofter. 
Freedom fighter.

. . . -king, and then we'll proceed to make an earnest attempt to rock out for you, 
here at the local electric ice box. It would be a couple of minutes, just relax.

I know you guys really like hootenannies because it's primitive. 
Come on, let's hear it now.

Really swell. Here's another one!

You got that?

No, the other one.

Let's get it together. Here we go . . .

You want to try that other one? Here's the signal for the other one . . .

Boy, are your reflexes slow! What are you guys smoking?

S'Wonderful, sirs. Gratefull appreciate it HUGEly. Zactly 40 ago! 
1)Typo: Rotatry + also 2)it was orig submitted & accepted by 
Slash magazine's Kickboy Face (the legendary late Claude Bessy). 
Me 'n him mighta had a thing going on. Follow me. I'm lost. Hinges.

I am truly NOT my ancestors’ wildest WET dreams.

This is a remote possibility and thousands if not millions of times 
less likely than any of the other exposure routes

DEMOTAPED
WINDOW SEALS
KISS FROM ROSE
WHERE'S THE BULLDOG
FLASHTAG BACKFIELD IN MOTION
LEAP YEAR CONFIRMED IN 7 DAYS
MY BIG MUG OF HOT TEA 
GETS COLD TOO FAST
WON'T LAST
LONG ENOUGH
GONNA BRING MY STOVE IN HERE
AT MY COMPUTER DESK
AND USE BOTTLED WATER
YEH THATS THE TICKET
ON FIRE ON A ROLL HERE
TOO LAZY TO GET OUT
AND UBER TO THE RECORD CONVENTION
AT THE NASHVILLE PALACE
RIGHT NEAR PENNINGTON BEND
TO CHECK OUT VINYL I CAN'T AFFORD
AND ALSO SEE MY SECRET LOVER
SHE WON'T LOVE ME THOUGH
SO WHY GO THRU ALL THE TROUBLE
TO WIN HER HEART'S ATTENTION?
SAME WITH THE OTHER ONE, TOO
THE YOUNG ONE
OMG WILL 4EVER NEED HER SO BAD
CONQUEST FAILED
WHATEVER YOU SAY

You're still gonna run your stock venture hedge capital  though right?


You would OF swum an ocean, walked a desert or 
climbed a mountain 
for a face-to-face encounter... with ME.

Minutes-old newborn infant killed by outside gang's stray bullets.

Hire the one-and-only Uncle Floyd Vivino to perform for your
charity function,
corporate event,
political fundraiser,
civic organization,
church banquet,
business conference,
television or radio commercial,
club meeting,
nightclub or stage show,
wedding anniversary,
comedy night,
beefsteak dinner,
burlesque show,
holiday parade,
birthday party,
cocktail hour,
wedding reception,
office Christmas party,
awards function,
family celebration,
private affair,
or all-you-can-eat Italian dinner at your restaurant. 

Angry and sad reacts encouraged, required.

(CHARGE BATTERY)

sorry i called you a slow poke. loved that you called me one back.

valetudinarian
valetudinarian
valetudinarian
valetudinarian
valetudinarian

kind of obsessed with NGNT but i like other things too! || 
she/her || ESP/ENG || 
sorry for all typos/grammar mistakes! my brain doesn't work
R Steven Moore formally announces the end of his presidential
campaign. Ariel wins by landslide.
Simply standing in line puts you at risk.

NO HATE SPEECH OR BULLYING
Make sure everyone feels safe. Bullying of any kind isn’t aloud, 
and degrading comments about things like race, religion, beerbelly, 
culture, sexual orientation, gender or identity will not be untolerated.

Stackridge Lemon Twix must of

If you think we're not all self-aware about the 
commenter tropes around here you don't come 
here often enough

R.O.M.E.TO. Real Old Men Eating Take-Out

nice to hear from you again, Billy A.
No worries, I've installed NORTON>

No worries, i stock up, remember? see how smart i was? 
smartass smartypants. even lotsa toilet paper (ssssshh).

Not at all well, many pains & many drugz to cover em up. 
Ugh. Ganja is my jesus.

Hey look, I'm writing an email in messenger. Careful not to 
accidentally send before completed. Ya hafta hold down 
Shift key before double spacing out. I been practicing on it.

Easier to read, wouldn't ya say? And better to fully elaborate...

March 2020, worst month ever. No offense.

Take care, friends til the end,
Steve Moore bass

THIS COMING DECADE: DAILY BACKLASH 
(we always so divided, it's become a marketable industry in itself.)

So disillusioned about the possibility of our arriving at any real
understanding about the world that he has mortgaged his powers
of analysis for a modish slavery to intellectual skepticism.

listen to the mustn'ts, child. listen to the don'ts. listen to the shouldn'ts,
the impossibles, the won'ts. listen to the never haves, then listen close
to me... anything can happen, child. anything can be. - s. silverstein

WAIT WUT - SPREAD OUT?
ISOLATE, SEPARATE, DISTANCE?
WHAT ABOUT PLANES?
WHAT ABOUT AIRPORTS?
WHAT ABOUT TRAINS?
WHAT ABOUT STATIONS?
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?
EVERYBODY'S AN EXPERT & ADVISOR!
NUTS TO IT ALL.
BUT VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of those local music shows you been hearing about
Not Of Montreal
Ophiocordyceps unilaterali
See above.
a sensation that there is something stuck in your eye.

Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A good bit.

Baseball......girls.......poetry............POETRY?
That shampoo you were using was worthless.
Up off your feet and on your ass!
(n)either (t)here (n)or (t)here

We'll make sure to not be there.

Man, getting stoned feels even BETTER in this panic!

JUST DROPPIN BY, SAYIN HI
GOTTA RUN, HAVE FUN!

=

We interrupt this record
To bring you a special bulletin
The reports of a flying saucer
Hovering over the city
Have been confirmed...
The flying saucers are real
(Too real when I feel
What my heart can't conceal)
That was The Clatters
Recording, Too Real...
We switch you now to our
On the spot reporter downtown
(Come on, baby
Let's go downtown)
Take it away
John Cameron Cameron...
This is John
Cameron Cameron downtown
Pardon me, madam
Would you tell our audience
What would you do if
The saucer were to land
Thank you and now
The thin gentleman there
(What I'm gonna do
Is hard to tell)
And the gentleman
With the guitar
What would you do, sir
(Just take a walk
Down lonely street)
Thank you
We return you now...
This is Drak
Your outer space disc jockey
With a request for earth
That was The Pelicans outer
Space recording, Earth...
I've just been handed a bulletin
The flying saucer has just landed
We switch you again downtown...
Here we are again
We have with us Professor
Sir Cedric Pentingmode
Of the British Institute
And the professor is approaching
The saucer to see if there's
Possibly any sign of life aboard...
Well, I'm sure something,
Are you there?
(I hear you knocking
But you can't come in)
That was Laughing
Lewis' record, Knocking...
This is John Cameron
Cameron on the spot
And now I believe we're
About to hear the words of
The first spaceman ever
To land on Earth
(Womp bop a loo bop
A lomp bam boom)
And now here are the ball scores
Four to three, six to two
And eight to one...
The impact of seeing
The first spaceman has
This reporter reeling!
(Here I go reeling
Uh-oh, uh-oh...)
That was The Clatters again
With their big one, Uh-Oh...
This is John Cameron
Cameron again downtown
The spaceman has returned
To his ship and is taking off
We return you now to our studios.
The flying saucer has gone
There is no threat of an invasion
However, the flying saucers
Are still around.

We are not going
To interrupt this record
Yes, we are
The flying saucer
Has landed again
Washington, The Secretary
Of Defense has just said
That was Skinny Dynamo's
Record, That's A Shame...
This is John Cameron
Cameron, part two
Gathered around me are
Several of the spacemen
Tell us, have you come
To conquer the world?
And now would you
Repeat that in English?
(Don't want the world
To have and hold)
Hey, why don't you go back
Where you came from!
(Don't be angry
And drive me away)
We return you now
To our studios...
Here is a news item
From Washington
The President has just
Issued a statement to the
Spacemen and we quote
(You can do anything
But lay off of my
Blue suede shoes)
That was Pa Gherkins record, Shoes
We switch you again downtown...
This is John Cameron
Cameron downtown
Professor Sir Cedric of
The British Institute
Tell us how were
The saucers able to land?
Well, you see..
(The motor cooled down
The heat went down)
That was Huckle Berry's recording
The Moter Cooled Down...
This is John Cameron Cameron again
I believe the spaceman has
A final parting word...
We return you now
To our studios...
The spacemen have gone again
But look to the skies
The saucers will
Always be there
Goodbye, earth people.
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i'm starting to think that i'll to end up regretting making my account 
public but well i'm not going to do anything about that anyway

Alright, add her to the already-long list of boring-ass indie that 
everyone seems to get behind. 
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNN honestly 
putting her and Conor Oberst together is Ambien, 
the world does not need another sound-alike indie singer, 
boring boring boring boring
gonna start a fight with my dominos delivery driver

bois on bois, an odor in the aire
BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I could OF died a happy boy, without my usual 
quirky left turns and lo-fi inserts.
and when the heart wants what it wants what can i do?

allow people of a certain age 2 leave this world 
with all their illusions in tact.

STORIES;;; Hey I know - a newer flatform that shows posted content 
ONLY as thumbnail sized. Miniature 2-second video "statements" 
in invisible ink. Poof!

Once upon a time and they lived happily ever after. Emojis.

The Players are gentlemen trying to be actors, the Lambs are actors 
trying to be gentlemen, and the Friars are neither trying to be both.

flexibility, scalability, efficiency and sustainability

thrilling to dive in. bounce amonsgt rsm lingo like a pinball. 
magnolia caboose babyspinner - Montgomery bell state park? 
I’ve been to the narrows of the harpeth and fell in love with my cat.

#NashvilleStrong #Resilience #NashvillePride #KidRocksBigAssHonkyTonk #Kroger 

How's that working out for you?









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1. Something i have basically NEVER discussed, with ANYBODY
(except in my private writings - you should read my online book!) :
yet, i am apparently closer to you than anybody ever? how can that be? :)

//////////// ahem >>

My dad (or both parents? or The SURGEON?)

botched

both
my Circumcision (dumb accident? religion?NAHH)
+
my umbilical cord navel Belly Button.

So i've lived all my many crazy years with a big OUTIE 
and bunch of pullback FORESKIN.
(as if you hadn't noticed.)

should i file a late complaint? HAHAHAHA
lawsuit? sheesh
kidding

this is so personal, yet i laugh.... with you.
embarrassed not embarrassed
sexy not sexy
not complainin' tho
i guess

Prince had a small outie. I should image search for "outies". wtf
Mine's the biggest?

omg Let's play with mine, inspect it - remind me to show you,
my outie even has a tiny outie itself!
screaming with laugh out loud here...
This is so intensely personal, I think I'm getting a boner.
nah, false alarm...
Leaking definitely...

Now later in life, with fewer to no erections,
there's increased urine residue flowback
in the FORESKIN FOLD
unpleasant odor for my baby.

Hand me a single-edge razor blade.

nicer to read than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
____________


It was meant for my family and close friends ONLY. Someone 
put it on their Facebook page. It was intended to be a monologue 
– not a dialogue. I do not use any social media and 
may have been too naive about what “sharing” means today.

Note to readers: if you purchase something through one 
of our affiliate links we may earn a commissioned.

We are just visiting after all it seems?

Hate him with a passion. Can I say that?

Observe don't advise, i'm ok you're ok-
The Alien

You know what they say...
Flake it 'til You Make it.
Sooooo...THEY may actually say, "fake it 'til you make it"--
but what do THEY know? And who are THEY anyway?
The masses & majorities? The Illuminati?
THURSTON "DANGER-PANTS"
McGUILLICUDDY the THIRD?
[Tally ho'!
Flake it, and what not!]
MWA-HA-HA
And why promote fake when there's a whole wide
WORLD OF FLAKE?!
Crispy, crave-y, light & wavy FLAKES!
Scrumptious, crunch-ious, righteous, delight-ious Flakes!
Yummers-In-Your-Tummers,
Flakey-When-You-Wakey
FLAKES
So c'mon. You owe it to yourself.
You owe it to your appetite. 
[Ring Ring:
Call from HUNGER]
When HUNGER calls, you've gotta
FLAKE IT
TIL YOU 
MAKE IT.

For the people of a nation not affiliated with the government 
of that nation, see Public.

Evil Genius No. 6: The Knee-Jerk Nihilist

ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDERS WHO DON'T WANT THEIR MUSIC 
HEARD HERE JUST LET ME KNOW, AND DOWN IT WILL COME.

(CHARGE BATTERY)
whatever you say

(recorded, 10-10-15 yes)

Hiya folks!
Ya say ya lost your job today? 
You say its 4 A.M. and your kids ain't come home from school yet? 
You say your wife went out for a corned beef sandwich last week &
     the corned beef sandwich came back, but she didnt? 
You say your furniture's out all over the sidewalk 
     'cause ya cant pay the rent
And ya got chapped lips & paper cuts
And your feets all swollen up & blistered from 
     pounding the pavement looking for work? 
Is that what's troubling you, fella?

     Lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun
     With that dignity and stick-to-itive-ness
     And you show the world, you show the way to get off
     You'll never give up, never give up, never give up... that ship!

Hey dere, friend! 
You say your radiator didn't work all winter
And now that it's summer they started up again 
     and you can't turn them off? 
You say your wife sent your lightweight suits to the cleaners, and
That means you'll have to wear your itchy tweeds this morning 
     when they say it'll hit 106?
And you gotta meet an important business man in an hour?
And your bridge just broke and ya pasted it together with bubble gum
And ya hope it don't fall apart while you're doing some 
fast-talking to this man? 
And - and your shoelace just busted?
And you opened a big cut on your cheek trying to 
     even out your sideburns?
And your daughter's going out with a convict?
And your wife just confessed she gave your last 60 dollars 
     as a deposit on an airplane hanger? 
Is that what's troubling you, friend? 

Hey dere, cousin!
Ya say ya can't pull your car out of the mud
and you're in the middle of nowhere and it's pouring rain
and ya can't get the top back up... and your paycheck's all blurred 
     and your foot went right through the gas
and your girl's screaming bloody murder, she's scared of the dark
and a stroke of lightning splits your motor in half
and your suit's shrinking up fast... 
and ya start up the windy road on foot
and sixty yards of barbed wire hits ya right smack in the puss? 
     and ya both fall down in the mud
and then a wild animal comes over and runs away with your shoes
and your car blows up suddenly and your windshield wiper 
     ends up in your mouth
and ya can't move and the mud's rising up to your nostrils 
     and you're sinking fast
and ya don't hear your girl screaming anymore? 
Is that what's on your mind, cousin? Well....

--- And now, this is The Old Philosopher saying, so long, folks!


(CHARGE BATTERY)

You know what? 
I've had this account for way too long for me to not tweet in it. 
From now on I'll try to let my only braincell say all it wants.

To the window, to the wall
To my comfy bed I crawl...

R. Stevie Moore Archives (1952-2007)

COLLAPSE.
I QUIT.

I GIVE UP.

no moore.

died from exhaustion.

it's all about THEN. not now, not soon. THEN.

no moore songs.
no moore recording sessions.
no moore gigs.
no moore photos.
no moore videos.
no moore interviews.
no moore effort.
no moore touching.
no moore speaking.
no moore new releases.
no moore planning.
no moore generosity.
no moore self-aggrandizing.
no moore self-pity.
no moore promo.
no moore fooling.
no moore sexdrgsrnr.
no moore missteps.
no moore collaborations.
no moore pleasure.
no more listening.
no moore schemes.
no moore friend requests.
no moore chestpains.
no moore youth.
no moore earnings.
no moore competition.
no moore orgasms.
no moore singing.
no moore playing.
no moore pride.
no moore pretending.
no moore noise.
no moore calendars.
no moore ambition.
no moore relationships.
no moore failures.
no moore family.
no more telephone.
no moore it.
no moore at.
no moore promises.
no moore lies.

Reuters: "...and by the way, somebody keeps vandalizing RSM's 
wikipedia entry. since Moore was not allowed to edit it, why don't 
all of you go there and have fun with YOUR expertise! 
WREAK HAVOC."

Riverside 3/4/20

WE HAVE TRIED REACHING OUT TO YOU ABOUT YOUR RECENT LABS. 
YOU TESTED POSITIVE FOR MARIJUANA ON THE LABS. 
BEFORE WE CAN GIVE YOU MORE REFILLS ON THE PAIN MEDICATION, 
YOU HAVE TO GIVE US A NEGATIVE DRUG SCREEN. 
EVERYTHING ELSE WAS GOOD.

I gotta say I am not into this whole coronavirus pandemic thing
time to put this baby into powerpoint

(ReCHARGE BATTERY)

Fuck restaurants & cinemas. Are STORES open? (How would I know) - 
Have we really temporarily eliminated everything "public"? [hilarity.emoji]

the media landscape has changed considerably— 
and has now been joined by the far-less-forgiving social media arena.

I'm not listening to it anymore, and I still hear the frequencies.
(ReCHARGE BATTERY)

We appreciate your understanding as we work hard 
to keep our services available to you.
Go to sleep



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