2017 = ARTSUPREMACIST Some context, please? TFW WTF FTW IF WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, WHY AREN'T YOU IN THIS TOGETHER? OH NO YOU DON'T! WANNA BE STARTIN SOPMETHING LIKE BEAVIS (FROND) & BUTTHEAD WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? AW NAW, BABY! YOU SAY YOU GONNA LEAVE ME?? AW!! WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND, I GOTTA GET *THIS* - ON **TAPE**! your sleuthing skills are truly impressive CROSSWORD CLUE AVOID POTENTIAL LITIGATION Happy Hourglass on Banbdcamp AFRAID OF FOREVER Genderfluid Demisexual Confederate sugar Despite the Dispute Of Ill Repute MICHAEL MOORE IS ALWAYS OUTSTANDING PLAYING LIKE THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ROUGH ON HIS LOWER BACK Did you forget something? Items remain in your cart. the whole world and his wife proximity by proxy SUDDEN DEATH FLY OPEN? SUDDEN DEATH (AS IF YOU CARED) The following artists are not for everyone: -Dustbin Peeper -Expired Macaroon 5 -Reb-ecch-uh B-yuck -Failure Stiff -Biley Stylus -One Directionless Career -O'Smell -Lady Goopygoo -Scathy Pear-y -Tung -- Bbay, I hate ALL your posts (waste of my time), but I collect ALL your selfies (cherished as mine)! Imagine carbonated masturbation. THE CAPTAIN WANTS TO SEE YOU AT ONCE! WHO U BEEN TALKIN TO WHY, DID U TRY TO CALL? NO, HOW DID U KNOW? UNIT. TOTAL SUM OF OUR INDIVIDUAL PARTS LIGETI COMPOSER SORRY FOLKS, I TAKE FOOL RESPONSIBILITY HUSH MONEY If you can't panic on a new Facebook status, where else can you panic? NOT here, Twitter doesn't cut it. ima huge fan/fanatic/addict of carbonated sparkling seltzer water 24/7 14 EVELYN PLACE 07003 BUFFO BUFFO BLICHARZ BLICHARZ ANGEL TORRES A TRIP TO TOYTOWN WARREN BARBARA WOLF NUDD. SHARIFA JOHN STANFORD JAMIE ANDERSON COOPER SUSAN MCGRATH ADELE SEFCIK WHO'S YOU? WHERE YA WERE? SISTER ROSETTA STONE NO LIE EGG NAGRA DICHODOMY DARFUR FARFEL ELEPHANT TALKSHOW 2 YS U R, 2 YS U B I C U R 2 YS 4 ME THE MOST SUBLIME ACT IS TO PRESENT ANOTHER ONE WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? -- SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM WAS DOIN' OVERDUBS HOMETAPING WHEN YO MOMS & POPS WERE DATIN' PLAYIN, SCREWIN AROUND CHEMICAL SPILLS. FRITO LAY. OBSTREPEROUS. BARCODE BAROQUE. CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE, AS SOON AS I ENTER YOUR ROOM THESAURUS PTERODACTYL KURT LODER CALL HOME SULLIVISION I'LL PURCHASE NEW YORK KELLOGGS TELL-ALL PROBE SIN-O-NIMS AND ANT-O-NYMS HUMBUCKER ZOO CANOE. ILL REPUTE. I'LL SHARE MY NAIL FILE. SUVH1. EGREGIOUS BREACH OF ETIQUETTE NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT BOBBY COLE & THE SPINDLES QUANTITY HAS A QUALITY ALL ITS OWN I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG YOU'RE TAKING IT WRONG. SHE'S A COMPLICATED LADY, SO COLOR MY BABY 'MOODY BLUE' -- INTERNATIONAL LO-FI UNDERGROUND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WITH MY MORNING JACKET ON MY 9 REPLICA WATCHES THAT'S ALL THEY HAD THE KING OF IRATE TUNE YOU RIGHT OUT GONNA LOOK AT MY WATCH & ACT LIKE I'M LATE GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME MORE the feather's on the bird and the bird's in the egg, and the egg in the nest and the nest on the limb and the limb on the tree and the tree on the roots, and the roots in the dirt and the dirt in the hole and the hole in the ground... MY COMMAND FOR CROSS-GENRE SONGCRAFT IS EQUALLED ONLY BY MY SCREW-THE-CRITICS PENCHANT FOR SELF-INDULGENT EXPERIMENTATION. ALAS, MY BEST YEARS ARE BEHIND ME - MY CHRONIC OBSCURITY HAS BEEN COMPOUNDED BY MY OWN BIZARRE, OFTEN ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR. FAME LIKELY AWAITS ME POSTHUMOUSLY. [SEEK A 2ND OPINION!] -- MIDAS TOUCH WORK NAKED PLAY NAKED SHOW ME SOME SKIN WASH THROUGHLY YEARS SHOWER BATH TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT ALL OFF BANK PUT IT IN MY HANDS PUT IT IN MY LAP IT TURNS TO GOLD A MAGIC TRICK WHY BE INHIBITED, WHY BE EMBARRASSED? WE DON'T HAVE TO BE RUNWAY MODELS WE DON'T HAVE TO BE BODY BUILDERS OVER WEIGHT? MORE TO LOVE HIDE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS I ONLY WANT YOUR LEGS I BEG TO RUB YOUR LEGS NUDIST COLONY RECORDS KISS MY ASPIRIN "Them ain't tactics, honey; it's just the beast in me." -- FREUD. FRAUD. TWELVE THIRTY-FOUR KYLE FARNSWORTH SUBVERSIVE OPPOSITE CAN ANALYSIS BE WORTHWHILE? IS THE THEATRE REALLY DEAD? BY EXAGGERATING MY FLAWS, I CAPTURE MY ESSENCE. THE PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONDING FREUD SPOON TINY MASTERS OF TODAY YO ILLITERATE FATTY WHY DON'T YOU READ THE WAY I WRITE? REMARK DRAWS ICE AERIAL FOOTAGE OF ARIEL PINK'S CELEBRITY HOMESTEAD PRESENTED BY MARC RIBOT S'I DON'T KNOW! (SODDO NO.) SHE: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? HE: (LAUGHS) YEHHHH....! SINCE 1972! -- Come to Nashville, be a country cowboy hat rack! Manure Art. ETERNAL CURSE. -- Breakthrough! bunch of good news: finally off my walker, using cane (left hand), both indoors and out. yikes. slow but steady. also, finally attempted my first iPad/Uber test run to Krogers (had Tim ready to call, to come pick me up just in case) - piece of cake! quick n ez. Therefore>> finally called Rivergate rehab center for first new PT! wednesday at 1. WOO HOO! ecstatic... i am MOBILE. POPULAR NEW GAME: BUMPER CARS, PLOWING INTO PEDESTRIANS. BUT IT'S NOT VERY FAIR, IS IT? A HUMAN BODY IS NO MATCH FOR ANY MOVING VEHICLE. SO, IS IT A HATE CRIME? Kenmore Station, Boston Not really a good idea BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW POPULARnewGAME: BUMPERCARS, PLOWINGintoPEDESTRIANS. BUTits NOTveryFAIR,isIT? aHUMAN BODYisNO MATCHforANY movingVEHICLE. SO,isIT aHATE CRIME? Server Execution Failed. --- WATCH MY FACE VERY VERY CLOSELY IF YOU CARE ABOUT SUCH THINGS AS SPECIFICS WHO MAKES PLANS ANYMORE? I KNOW I DON'T. SECTARIAN TAUNTING HASBEENS, NEVERWERES AND ALSO-RANS ESSEX HUDSON UROLOGY FLUSHING BUFFER SNAP IT, PAL SPAM SPASM SPACE HEATER OVEN LOVE BITIN' MY FINGERNAILS WITH FALSE TEETH CUTIES WITH COOTIES MOTHER HUMBUCKER SHE KNOWS HER FIELD NANCY GRACE BLIG BLAG BLOG BLUGE I'M SUCH AN IDOT! JODY APPLEGATE ASPINALL DIG UPON DIGNITARIES SWOLLEN UP CHURCHILL DOWNS A DECREASE IN SEMEN MAY OCCUR FRED SEAMAN ED SEAMAN I'D FIGHT THE WORLD STEWKY DOOFUS! I CAN'T GET ANYONE TO PAY ATTENTION HAVE YOU TRIED SCOPE? SKYPE? ------- I'M JUST FLIRTIN' 'CAUSE I'M HURTIN'. NURSE ME... THE BILL IS FALLING DUE A NON-ISSUE ISSUE Hi friends I'm Dr. Songwriter (retired) pop, not rock. prog, not country. innovative, not derivative. Chest pains dot com Mama, bring me over another one of those 75 songs I wrote last night. What does a stunningly prolific DIY pioneer gotta do to get a drink around here? Substitute allure I have no interest in Things I'm not interestd in. Confucious confuses me Mama, what did you say to Daddy? Mama, what did you do to Daddy? Did you slap him in the elevator? Throw her to the lions! Too much of you Not enough of you I CAN'T HANDLE Mama, throw me down another one of those 75 songs I wrote last night. -- GAY MARRIAGE IN A MAY CARRIAGE HORSE DRAWN, WHORES GROWN - UP ME & MY MAN, SHE & HER MA'AM DOUBLE DATE OPPOSITE MATES APRIL MAY I, YES YOU MAY THE MONTHS FLY BY EACH MONTH A FULL LIFETIME JUNE JULY AUGUST FORGETTING MY WEDDING DRESS, YES A MESS, WE CAUSED, WITH OUR DUMB FAMILIES GAY MARRIAGE AT THE BAY CLARIDGE HORSE DRAWN, WHORES GONE WRONG THRU CENTENNIAL PARK AFTER DARK WIFE SWAP, MACE THE COP WE'RE IN LOVE L-U-V GAY MARRIAGE, CHERISH IS THER WORD GAY MARRIAGE WE BUILT UP OUR COURAGE CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE I WANNA HIT YOU DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT BURST UPON THE SCENE (BURSTING AT THE SEAMS) THE FOLLOWING PAGES HAVE BECOME UNRESPONSIVE YOU CAN WAIT FOR THEM TO BECOME RESPONSIVE OR KILL THEM. LET MAMA FEED YOU CAREFUL, IT'S HOT! MUST YOU TEACH? CAN'T YOU LEARN? SEE A SPECIALIST. ERIK FAULKNER - BAY CITY RTOLLERS TVDV - DO INTERPOLATES YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN (AND YOU DO.) (AND YOU WILL.) TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR UP TO THE LORD, DOWN TO THE DEVIL I THINK I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE. I'LL DRIVE. ____________ YOU CRAZY. WHO DID THIS? YOU CRAZY. I LIKE YOU BEST WHEN YOU'RE AWAY. GO FAR. YOU'LL GO FAR. WHERE MAH BITCHES AT? BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'. WINDSHIELD ROADKILL SOUTHERN COMFORT SHELTERS I'LL TAKE MY SWEET TIME! U KNOW, LIKE ETERNITY? DON'T MEAN TO SOUND MEAN MUST MEDICATE I AM AN ABUSER OF SUBSTANCES NOT IN DENIAL. EVER. OF ANYTHING. MOMENTUM? DONE DEAL NEW BAND NAME: OPEN WELL, KNOW I NEVER REALLY EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY. SHIT FIRE, SAVE MATCHES I TELL YOU WHAT! IGNORANCE OF IGNORANCE IS BLISS. DON'T MEAN MAYBE ------ I'll Try To Stop Taking Myself So Seriously From Now On BRING ME A HALF-GALLON OF SILK SOYMILK The trick is to ______________ . “Where did the name the Lemon Twigs come from?” I ask. “My stupid head,” Brian says. “I kind of regret it.” “We’re going to maybe drop it,” Michael adds. “No band name. Brian & Michael D’Addario, whatever solo record it is.” “You’re not about the name anymore?” “I was like 15. It’s just not fair,” Michael says with a wry, exasperated laugh. “The record’s like three years old. It’s not fair really. Whatever.” FAIR PARK BIKE LANES ADD SALT AND PEPPER TO ANYTHING, BE CAREFUL. CAN ALWAYS ADD MORE, BUT CAN'T REMOVE IT ONCE ADDED. ADD WATER TO ANYTHING, USE CAUTION. CAN ALWAYS ADD MORE, BUT CAN'T REMOVE IT ONCE ADDED. ROCK 'N ROLL OLD MAN I'M A ROCK 'N ROLL OLD MAN I WRITE MY (YOUNG) SONG AND SING IT -- THE WORST I CAN ALIENATING THE AUDIENCE MY TV BABES: SUE SIMMONS LYNN DOYLE CHERYL LEMKE JILL BROWN FOOD CHAIN STORE GRAB A PENCIL TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT STOP & STARE AT THE SPEAKERS DON'T RESIST, I INSIST! (I'M LIVIN') HOUR TO HOUR CONSTITUENCY TOBACCO HURT LET'S GET OFF THE SUBJECT AMERICAN COOL VIEW-MASTER MONDAY MORNING WATER COOLER CONVERSATION TEPID AT BEST MMWCC TEPID AT LEAST ONLY LIVING BOY IN NY (B) STUDIES HAVE SHOWN SEAGRAMS VERY OLD MASTER TAPES CONSECUTIVE TERMS SO MELODIC TO BE SO CHAOTIC! DISCIPLINE AND ABANDON THE DISCIPLINE OF ABANDON BRANDON MIKE LOOSE SHEETS SINK SHITS GA GA NIKKAS SHE HAS POWER GIL SCOTT HERON BURIED AT C - IN C# YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE? IF I HEAR THE WORD "AWESOME" 1 MORE TIME... I THINK I'LL... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? YO BLIND, BABY! U THREW ME OUT? NOBODY DUMPS R S M MEETIN DA SHAGGS TMRW NIGHT IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTIANS LIFE ITSELF - IS ON TOUR ANDREW GOLD CHAIN RECORD FAIRGROUNDS HOMECOMING QUEEN ARIEL FONT FONTED CONFETTI ANGER MANAGEMENT METAPHORS BRUTE FORCE 45 ON 33 PAINTINGS OF PAIRS MADISON SQ SHOPPING CNTR COOLEST OLD GUY EVER! ---- GUITAR CLASS ENORMITY THAT'LL WORK STARCH CARBS GROIN PAINS ANOTHER "FIRST" RIVWIG ECLIPSE KENOSHA KNISH CHECK ARRIVED TODAY TRAIN WHISTLE @ 4AM BIRD BATH 11 TO 7 SUN SUSPECT BETTER NOT, MIGHT AS WELL YOU CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT (I CAN RELATE) BETTER LATE THAN NEVER WHY DO LET IT GET TO ME (I CAN RELATE) 10/14 I FEEL BETTER NOW UNWISELY BROTHERS CUMMERBUND IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING (BUT I DON'T WANNA GET INVOLVED) IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, DON'T SAY ANYTHING PROTECT YOURSELF! ALSO, YR EYES MAY'VE PLAYED TRICKS ON U NONE OF MY BUSINESS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS STATUES TOPPLED BARBECUTIE4 WHEN SHE SAYS WANTS A DRINK, SHE _REALLY_ WANTS _A DRINK!_ DENY US NO CHEMICAL RELIEF THIS NIGHT CAN ONLY END WELL WHADDYA SAY TO THAT? I WOULD HOPE THAT THERE'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST ONE AMONG THESE THAT WILL DO. HUGGING U FROM BEHIND, I GENTLY SLAP UP FROM THE TOP OF YR FOREHEAD YOU KNOW I'M SO FED UP WITH LOVING U SO HARD. DO NOT DISTURBULANCE MF DOOM MAUS ARRESTR, GARY WAR CRIMES H8ERS GONNA H8, DISTRACT & DIVERT JIMMY HAYSTACK, ZIGGY SAWDUST "NOT ONLY IS IT THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR, BUT IT'S THE LAST SHOW WE'LL EVER DO." THAT'LL DO "NOT ONLY IS IT THE FIRST SHOW OF THE TOUR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S THE FIRST SHOW WE'LL EVER DO." THAT'LL SADDLE RIVER Everybody BUT you. Nobody EXCEPT for you. Evacuate vs Ejaculate! --- 1995 FLOOR SHOW 5:30 NERVOUS BRERAKDOWN ON THE AIR MP3 RIPS: MOST FREE D/L'S ARE 128 KBPS ACCEPTABLE 160 KEN WANTS 192 (CD QUALITY) BLAH BLAH BLAH, HA HA HA NONSENSESPEAK THE VMA'S AT THE VFW & THE NOMINEES ARE: FRED WESLEY WILLIS PISSING TEENS 50 CENT R. SEYMOUR STEINSKI THEY MIGHT BE SLEEPING GIANTS PISSING *OFF* TEENS PEOPLE LIKE US HERE WE ARE PEOPLE LIKE US LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WE WANNA DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO PEOPLE LIKE US (THEY DO) (OR SO THEY SAY) PLU BECAUSE WE SHARE THE SAME INTERESTS, WATERBOWL, SHRINK, ANTIGOVT, FATHER, SKINCOLOR, ATHEISM, ORGASM, CORONER. SHE WAS LIKE: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS I - I CAN'T COMPETE! CHARM THE PANTS OFF DARE I SAY WHILE WE'RE NOT ON THE SUBJECT, WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR CHILDREN. EQUI-DISTANT GROUND ZERO MOTEL BRONX SUE GERTRUSE STEINBRENNER KINGS OF LEON BLADDER 13 SEPT 93 ANYTHING GOES BUT THEN EVERYTHING GOES EVERYONE'S GONE WHERE'S EVERYONE WENT? ELECTRIC DRIERS SOME HOLEY SOCKS ALL MY FRIENDS ALL MY FRIENDS ALL MY FRIENDS I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN. PLEASE, NOT WHILE I'M EATING OF THE HIGHEST ORDER Their bodies are buried in peace; but their name liveth for evermore. WHAT? AND I WAS LIKE: I WANNA KNOW - WHO INVENTED A TOILET SMALLER THAN REGULATION SIZE? ONE SO LITTLE THAT A USER MUST CLEAN OFF THE REAR INSIDE WALL OF THE BOWL *BY HAND*?? WHO DO I CALL TO COMPLAIN? DAVID ALLAN COE? OR EDGAR ALLEN POE? OPERATOR: GET ME "ANAL MAGIC." PLEASE, NOT WHILE I'M EATING POSTERS: PHI ZAPPA CRAPPA RAQUEL WELCH PETER MAX MARILYN MONROE BRANDO DAVID ALLAN COE & EDGAR ALLEM POE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG WHATEVER IS NECESSARY LESTER BANGS' LAUNDRY TIPS ADMINISTERED BY BUG CHEST PAINS & DAISY CHAINS HUBRIS YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ME, 2 - 3 - 4 THERE MAY NEVER BE A BETTER TIME PET SOUNDS/RAM MASHUP LENNY BRUCE - PSYCHO SEXUALIS USE AS DIRECTED ESCAPE SCHOOL (CERTIFIED PRESENTER) BOUGHT A USED PHILCO AT THE RADIO THRIFT SHOP MISSING TWO KNOBS ANTENNA HAS BROKE OFF SOUNDS LIKE DOO-DOO INCOMPATIBLE, SEEKS SAME THERAMINISTRY ROMPER ROOM SCHOOL ALL POINTS BULLETIN OBI STRIP POKER UNFORTUNATALITY NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER ELECTRO-HARMONIX BIG MUFF PI A LA MODE THE LAWN BOY BY PHISH COUNTRY JOEY HETHERTON LOVE YOU THE MOST, TO SAY THE LEAST SHORT ON CASH SOMETHIN' SMITH & THE REDHEADS WIRY JARGON 1024 x 768 METABOLIC SYNDROME YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP THE SACRED AND PROFANE WHEN IT'S SLEEPY TIME DOWN SOUTH BLAME IT ON MY YOUTH SCHWANN CATALOG MUSIC, MAESTRO, PLEASE DIAGNOSE ME ALITERATION PIG INTESTINES GO AHEAD, IGNORE ME (EVERYBODY DOES) WHAT ELSE AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO DO? PAT TWITTY - STONE WALL (AROUND YOUR HEART) BY GARY STEWART "REMARKABLE!" (LITTLE RASCALS? FIND) PRIDE GOES BEFORE A FALL MAY HELP FEEL BETTER, LIVE LONGER AM I THAT EASY TO FORGET? JIMMY COLVARD MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY SLEEPY MCDANIELS SPEAKING ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY SNOB FACTOR ARTICULATE HAPSHASH AND THE COLOURED COAT AFTERBIRTH PLACENTAL EXPULSION FORMULA PORTFOLAROIDS OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME TALISMANIC HOW CAN U LAUGH? DOWN CHEEKY MONKEY, COME ON DOWN DOWN BY THE RIVER I LOST MY BB DO YOU COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS DON'T GIVE ME NO HAND ME DOWN SHOES WORLD GOT ONE ALREADY BREAK DOWN UPSIDE DOWN CAKE GOIN' DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN HOME MUSIC COUNT DOWN DOWN SOUTH GET DOWN, GET DOWN TONIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN SUN DOWN U BETTER TAKE CARE IF I FIND U CREEPIN ROUND MY BACK STAIRS DOWN TO EARTH DOWN ON THE CORNER OUT IN THE STREET DEAR CREEDENCE SLOW DOWN BABY NOW YER MOVIN WAY TOO FAST GOT ONE ALREADY WHEN YER ALONE & LIFE IS MAKING U LONELY U CAN ALWAYS GO DOWN-TOWN DOWN SYNDROME SYSTEM OF A DOWNE CHURCHILL DOWNS 3 DOORS DOWNS DOWN BEAT WATERSHIP DOWN TACH IT UP, TACH IT UP BUDDY GONNA SHUT YOU DOWN WAY DOWN DOWN AND OUT! MANY PENNIES OUT OF STOCK WHAT AM I BID? MAYTAG REPAIRMAN MOLLY BEE GLOTTAL STROKE POWER OF VETO MEDICINE CHEST ELVIS OVERTON JULY 30 54 MISJUDGEMENT CALL LIVING IN THE NOUGHTIES SILLY FACILITY SOMEONE MUST KNOW SMEAR CAMPAIGN ETHNIC CLEANSER STUFFLIKETHATTHERE SEMESTER DATA DESTROYERS ESTES KEFAUVER CREATION MYTH GWB NUANCE CLINTON HEYLIN GAG ORDER pRiSM BY PROXY TAIYOSUDEN NARY A TRACE NOT GONNA DO IT! Wayne McLeod: krys krys krys awesome eye for sure Bachelor Chef menu, Wednesday: shrimp scampi atop hot broccoli, carrots 'n red peppers, drenched in olive oil. with ritz crackers. + blueberry fig bar. FUCK YEAH. -- _ - _ - _ - _- _ - _- _ - _- _ - _- _ - _- _ - _- _ - _ |