FORBIDDEN FRUITLOOPS
start 19 AUG 2017
(WARNING: GRAPHIC)
THE EMILU HAIRS
FORBIDDEN FRUIT
PORN FESTIVAL
LIVE ACTS ONSTAGE
AT THE RYMAN AUDITORIUM
ALL AGES
NO CINEMA, ONLY ACTUAL ACTS
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES
NOTHING HELD BACK
WARNING:
LUST DISGUST DISCUSSED BELOW.
Group rules: Be nice, no MCM policing, no posts that can be offensive
to others (dead animals, abused animals, eating raw animal flesh, etc)
DESILU HAIRS
SHAVED WOMEN COLLABORATORS
SEWING NEEDLES AND PIN CUSHIONS
FOR THE KIDS
NO GUNS OR KNIVES PERMITTED INSIDE
EXCEPT SWORDS FOR THE ISIS MIDNIGHT SPECIAL
Aplatophis chauliodus.
DALI PARDON LACTATING
BLOOD STREAKS IN THE BUTTERMILK
FOR THE RESIDENTS' "BABY SEX" FINALE
INFANTS USED FLUSHABLE WIPES
SAVE THEM, DON'T DISCARD
SOAK THEM IN YOUR COLD PORRIDGE SOUPS
THROW THE FORMULA IN THE EYES OF
WAYLON
HOPE NOBODY READS THIS WHILE I'M STILL ALIVE
INAPPROPRIATE FAUX-CRIMINAL MIND
ILLEGAL TO THINK
ILLEGALER TO WRITE
ILLEGALER STILL TO SOUNDRECORD A READING
ILLEGALEST TO FILM A READING
TO POST PUBLICALLY ONLINE
WOULD BE A TRAVESTY
RUN FOR THE HILLS, FAITH
EMILU HAIRS IDIOCY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
SMASHED BLOCKED DISABLED
SEWING NEEDLE STUCK INTO THE
PATCH BETWEEN VAGINA AND RECTUM
LIVE AND IN PERSON
PULL ON THE THREAD GENTLY, THEN HARD
BESTIALITY FUN IN THE BARN
PIG INTESTINE SNACKS
HAYSTACKS WITH NAKED LITTLE GIRLS
GRANDDAUGHTERS OF
FAMOUS DECEASED CUNTRY STARS
NECROPHILIA SESSIONS
KETCHUP & MUSTAD PROVIDED
ALL AGES INVITED
FREE PASSES FOR ALZHEIMERS PATIENTS
PITCHFORK A MANDOLIN PLAYER'S FACE IN
RELIGIOUS FASCINATIONS
WITH FOOTLONG NEGRO COCKS
TWEE BOYSCLUBS KISSING DROPS OF VD
FROM STICKY DRIPPING ROLL-ON ARMPITS
OF
THE WILBERN BRUTHERS
DIRT AND FILTH ON DISPLAY
THROUGHOUT THE LOBBY
HAPPY PEE CONTESTS
ON THE RYMAN STAGE
MMM BACON
OF SLICED SMOKED HUMAN FLESH
DRIED VOMIT TRACES ON
THE GHOST OF STRINGBEAN
EVERYTHING STRAIGHT FROM THE GRILL
NONE OF THIS FANTASIA
IS HATE SPEECH
QUITE THE OPPOSITE
HILLBILLY REDNECK LOVE CRUNCH
DESTRUCTION OF VALUABLE
MARTIN ACOUSTIC GUITARS
ALL POINTS BULLETIN
THERE'S A PARTY GOIN ON
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
EMILU HAIRS
IN FAKE FOLK TRADITION
HELL, THAT'S A POP SONG, NEARLY BOUT
MOTHER GOOSE GETS PREGNANT
AND ABORTS FETUSES
RIGHT THERE UNDER THE OPRY SPOTLIGHT
WILD APPLAUSE
Y'ALL COME
LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
CORN PELLETS IN THE STOOL
RECYCLE, EAT AGAIN
BILL MUNROE ROTTING FLESHCAKES
PURPLISH REMNANTS OF BODY PARTS
LOCATED AT THE PLANE CRASH SITES
OF JIM REEVES & PATSY CLINE
SOUVENIR STAND NEARBY
CERTIFIED AUTHENTIC
BY LOCAL YOKEL NOTARY PUBLICS
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WRITYPING THIS
BUT I AM AT LEAST ALLOWED TO THINK IT UP?
YOU BETTER NOT BE READNG THIS
TO YOUR SICK MOTHER IN HER DEATHBED
TURN AWAY
PULL A KEITH WHITLEY
KISS THE GUNBARREL
OF FARON YOUNG'S SELF-INFLICTED DEMISE
THE TART TASTE OF HIS
GOLDEN YELLOW PHLORESCENT URINE SAMPLE
COLORED BY EXCESS OF VITAMIN INTAKE
RIGHT BEFORE HE EXPIRED
HOT
COMPLIMENTARY FECAL MATTER AND
PEANUT BUTTER POPCORN
JEWISH CIRCUMCISIONS
AND DIPPING SAUCE
COWBOY BOOTS
PLOWING THROUGH PEDESTRIANS OUT BACK
MANGLED TOURBUSES
DISMEMBERED HICKS FROM THE STICKS
THAT FOOD IS STALE
RACIST MOLD FORMING
EJACULATE DIPPING SAUCE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD I FEEL
WALKING AROUND NAKED
JERKING OFF, SMOKING WEED
AT EXACTLY 6 AM
NEW STEROIDS MED PAIN RELIEF
AND ACTIVE IMAGINATION
NO WONDER I COULDN'T SLEEP
IT'S 65 DEGREE COOL OUT AS THE SUN RISES
YOUNG HORNY BUNNIES AND SQUIRRELS
SCAMPERING THROUGH THE WET GRASS
EVAPORATES THE DEW
HOT CUPPA TEA
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE TO TELL YOU
MY GUARDED PRIVACY IS YOUR LOSS
COME OVER IMMEDIATELY
WE'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR U.
WORLD ENDS. FILM AT ELEVEN.
UNDER WARTIME CONDITIONS
UNSPEAKABLE CARNAGE
AND DESSERT MENU CHOICES
ALL CREDIT CARDS EXCEPTED
CASH ONLY BAR
FINGER PICKS
STROKE A DICK
DRAW BLOOD DROPS
ACT LIKE SLASH
SHE-MALE TRASH
ON THE RYMAN STAGE
HALLELUJAH, WE'RE ALIVE TO WITNESS
BECAUSE DEATH IS IMMINENT
WORLD WAR FOUR IN STORE
I EVEN FREAK MYSELF OUT
SCISSORS SNIPPING OFF NIPPLES
AND FED TO TANKS OF CARNIVOROUS FISH
PUFFY AREOLAS TOUCHED BY
90 YEAR OLD CANCER PATIENTS
ON CHEMO
EMILU HAIRS
FEATURING THE NUDE FATE HELL
AND DOUG MEGROWL
32 INCH HORSE PENIS
READY FUCKING LONGHAIR REDHEADS
BURSTING THE ROUTE FROM ASS
UP TO THROAT, MOUTH,
NOSE, EYES, AND EVEN EARS
SOILED SPERM GLOBULES
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
ROI AKUFF'S EMPTY COFFIN
ON DISPLAY
MINNY PURL FELLATING HIS GHOST
ALL LIVE ACTION ONSTAGE
NOT FILMEIN REAL TIME ONLY
PHONE CAMERAS NOT PERMITTED
SEWING NEEDLES BYOB
PIERCE ANY NAZI SEXUAL ORGAN
WIN A BALLOON
CATHOLICS DISROBED ONSTAGE
BASHED WITH BASS FIDDLES
AND PUNCTURED WITH STEEL GUITAR STRINGS
HANK WILLIAMS SUFFOCATING HIS SON
IN THE MEZZANINE
ASK YOUR USHER FOR SEATING DIRECTIONS
GRAB HIS HUGE TESTICLES
USE YOUR SEWING NEEDLE
IN OUT IN OUT
RAPE HELMSLEY LEONA
ATKINS PLACE
DODDY WESSED STENCH OF DECAY
KITTY CATS SQUEALING IN HORROR
FROM THE PAIN OF VIRGINIA YODELLERS
GRAM PARSONS SHAVING HIS DICK
WITH QUIF RICHERDS SWALLOING THE CUT HAIR
OFF FLOYD THE BARBER'S FLOOR
WHILE ARCHY CAMBELL RAZOR'S
ANOTHER AMERIKAN IDOL CUNTRY POPSMASH
BROADWAY WAS NEVER LIKE THIS.
QUEERS AND CASES OF COLD BEAR
PERFORMING THE UNTHINKABLE
ON THE RYMAN CHURCH PEWS
THE SMELL OF DOZENS OF DEFECATING TEENS
ONTO PILES OF USED MARTHA WHITE FLOUR
STILL WARM FROM THE APOCOLYPSE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
INCEST AND REQUESTS HONORED
Y'ALL COME
EMILU AND DESILU
MURDER SUICIDE ORGASMS
HAGGARD'S DISEASE WRACKED SEPTUM
ONSTAGE TONIGHT
NEXT WEEK:
MURDER ON MUSIC ROW
WHO AM I LEAVING OUT?
KERRY UNDERWUD
JORGE JONES ONCE SPAKETH:
TAMMY'S DIARRHEA ATTACKS
WENT SO WELL WITH TEQUILA AND BEEF JERKY
HE SAVED SOME
HERE, TRY IT
HYLO BROWN DOO-DOO BROWN
LESBIAN SCAT AT TOOTSIES, AFTERSHOW
EXCLUSIVELY FOR OUR PROGRAMME
HARLUN HOWRD WROTE A STORY WHILE ON LSD
VERY LITTLE SEX IN IT, BUT
MUCH POLITICO POSTURING
AND INCORRECT ABUSE AND BULLYING
I THINK IT WILL SELL ON AMAZON
BODILY FLUIDS OUR SPECIALTY
FREE SEWING NOODLES
HEART ATTACK CHEST PAINS
FROM TASER GUNS
METRO NASHVILLE COPS
IN THE NUDE
CRUDE OIL
BODY CAM FORGOT TO TURN ON OHSNAP
GAY MARRIAGE WITH LONG BEARDS
AND CONSTRUCTION WORKERS CAPS
HELMETS FOR THE BOSSES
LOTS OF HOMO SEX CRUELTY
EGGED ON BY COUNTERFEIT DRUGS
WHIPS AND CHAINS
BEND DOWN AND SMELL MY ANAL AROMA ODOR
EMILU READY TO SKREW
YOU
AND YOUR FAMILY
FILL EVERY HOLE
WITH SEWING NEEDLES
RANDI TRAVIST SPITTING UP GREEN JELLO BLOOD
CALL DON LAW
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
RESERVE SEASON TICKETS
EMILU HAIRS PUBIC WONDER
GARETH BROOX NOT NAUSEOUS... YET
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YEAH, LET'S GO TAKE A PHONECAM PHOTO
OF THE DOREMITARDED LEAD GUITARIST'S
STOMPBOX RACK CASE UNDER HIS MIKESTAND
CLOSEUPS ON EVERY WIDDLE PEDAL
AND OF COURSE, THE SETLIST SHEET
SMOKE COULD BLOCK SOLAR ECLIPSE IN OREGON
KILL YOUR IDOLS
WHEN THIS MANIFESTO IS LOCATED
DESTROY IMMEDIATELY
AND NOTIFY AUTHORITIES
NOTIFY AUTHORITES
I think I finally reached "dood in a 90s indie rock band" status at age 27.
FUCK A BUNCH OF LGBQT NAMETAG
CARD CARRYING CLUB MEMBERSHIPS
CAN'T YOU BE AN INDIVIDUALIST?
JUST LAY IT OUT ON THE LINE
WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR TONIGHT?
UNIVERSAL BABY'S PACIFIER, MOTHER'S MILK NIPPLE PERFECT FIT FOR ORAL CAVITITY
PULL A HARD SUCK, ENLARGE STIFFENER
NO WONDER FELLATIO IS SO POPULAR
MAY I? YES, YOU MAY.
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still Nactive
CONTINUE BELOW vvvvvvvvv
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ROLF EMRY IS NOT ON TWILIGHT ZONE TONIGHT
HOWEVER
HE LIKES SKEATER'S GRAVESITE
ERNIST TUB GIVING ME A BACK-RUBB
INNA MIDDLE O BROADWAY & 8TH
FEELS GOOD!
BANJO GREASE WON'T HOLD MY DENTURES IN NO MO
SCHALLER KEYS AS BUTT PLUGS
RANDY SNUGGS
CHARLOTTE DANIELS FAT AS FUCK
DIANETIC DIABECTIX
RCA STUDIO B IS THE PLACE TO SNORT LINES
AND WISTFULLY PUKE BACK DOWN INTO MY MOUTH
KITTIE WELLES, WELL, SHE N KANYE USEDTA DO THAT FOR/WITH ME
AND MY FAMILY
R U SURE HANK DONE IT THIS WAY?
I KNEW NOT WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU
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